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ED Pills

Pills to prove to your girl/wife that you're not a faggot having an affair with a dude.
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2020’ed

Verb used to describe a business or establishment that was put out of business due to COVID-19 pandemic.
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Ichi-ed

Roll an 1 on a dice.
Bro you got Ichi-ed.
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Ed unsworth

When getting a blowy the girl gets ginger pubes in her braces and starts growing ginger babies in her mouth
Omg u got ed unsworthed
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Ed

I’m going to take an Ed
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ego-ed

when you text or call someone and they don't pick up or respond because they feel they are too superior to do so.
I texted John but he totally ego-ed me.
by devons1 March 25, 2022
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Ed moment

When you forget something that someone already told you or you didn’t listen and ask them about the topic they were previously talking about. Happens most when intoxicated.
John: hey, Al did you know Liv had sex with me last night.

Al: no, how was it

John: It was pretty good had her squirting all over the place. Good times.

Al: So how was the sex man.
John: I just fucking told you

Al: oh my bad, I had an Ed moment.
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