fungible ex

An unremarkable individual who one dated for any duration, but whose name periodically escapes him or her, whose interests do not interest him or her, and whose wedding he or she will not be invited to and whose funeral he or she will not attend.

“Did you send Mark a text on his birthday?” “No. He’s a fungible ex.”

by Esther Mofet December 24, 2023

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the ex

The executive summary. Break it down and spare the narrative.

Just gimme the ex.

by Nom de ploome January 4, 2023

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celino and she EX baifren

the ex of celino 💔🥹😂😂😂😂

Dem ah bruk up

The end

Did you hear about celino and she EX baifren??? dem bruk up!!

what me go do 😢 ugh. it’s okay. They weren’t a cute couple anyways. She’s too good for him. ☺️

BRUK BATTIE GO DIE 😅😂😂😂

by CELINAS BIGGEST FAN ♥️🤟 March 30, 2022

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Ex

A person who is a dumbass and who is mostly toxic.
You should NEVER texte a contact named "ex".

"my ex asked me to sleep with him, i said no."

by Y/N L/N April 14, 2021

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Ex-it strategy

A premeditated plan for ending a romantic relationship with little to no repercussion. Also, a plan to hedge oneself from mental, physical, psychological, spiritual, emotional, and monetary harm upon being dumped or divorced.

"Son, time to stop being a beta male about these career gold-diggers. Every time you trade up, make sure you have a proper ex-it strategy. Never let love turn in to debt or despair. "

by Harry Hen April 20, 2021

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