Bump dump

The act of needing to take a shit immediately due to the fact that your cocaine is on the way!

Omg I got take a bump dump but it's all good cuz that just mean that Andy's here!!

by Breanna ,Vesey-Davis May 24, 2020

friendless dump

A person who is shitty all the time like a dump that won’t come out and needs constant wiping. Friend of peeaira.

Hey Peeaira, sorry I sent naked pictures of me on my shit stained white sheets to your boyfriend. I guess I’m just a friendless dump!

by Poopsmmear May 26, 2021

The dumping hump

This sex act sits firmly in the feces fetish category. For any woman who enjoy the aroma of a freshly pressed loaf; you my consider trying the dumping hump. She blasts into the bathroom while her man is vacating his bowels. Excited by the powerful odor she immediately becomes wet. Using whatever method is preferred, she gets her man erected and climbs aboard. In the perfect Dumping Hump scenario she will try to press her own log on top of her mans through the very small opening left on the toilet as she is cumming. Extra points if she can bank it off his balls.

Abigail know Chester was in the bathroom taking one of his massive post buffet dumps. It always surprisingly aroused her when she could smell it wafting through the door. She decided tonight was the night she was going to try the dumping hump.

by Go Balls Deep1 September 9, 2023

thanksgiving dump

When you move into university or collage than your girlfriend/boyfriend and you dump them on thanksgiving. It can also just mean that someone took a massive shit on thanksgiving

Ashley : did you hear what happend to James?
Bertha : yeah he got thanksgiving dumped, what a loser!

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James : Fuck.. I can feel a massive thanksgiving dump brewing up in my cheeks

Carol : EWWW get away from me

by kqm May 9, 2022

Dump fuck

1. Having sex with the person you broke up with.
2. Having sex while taking a dump.

1. “Hey I heard you and Shayla broke up. Yeah man but we’re on our like third dump fuck of the day so it’s all good “
2. The dump fuck sex was great but we both had diarrhea…dump fuck-ception. 😎

by KnuttyElder August 26, 2022

Dump Week

the time of the week in college semester, where your professors dumps the hardest assignments on the students.

Nolan: Hey Hayden are you free next week?

Hayden: Sorry man I can't, next week is dump week.

by Ciph ili buster April 24, 2022

Ninja Dump

To take more than half a roll of T.P. and cram it with a plunger and then take a crap in the bowl, and giving it a single flush to lodge the T.P. and poo, in the Toilet, then when finished wipe your ass with the T.P the entire roll and leave it on the floor and to take the Plunger with you so they can't unclog the toilet. they will flush and flush but to no progress. simply leave with their plunger knowing your king of the lowest move at a party ever and on the housekeepers most wanted list.

hey lets go no one's gonna be able to be near that room i just took a Ninja Dump in there here quick hide the plunger.

by LargeLONEWOLF22 August 1, 2014