snowflake shit disorder

being so fucking sensitive that it gives you ibs
joe: *insert joke*
bob: "thats offensive... *shits self*
joe: "looks like u got a case of the snowflake shit disorder"
by aliasie November 23, 2022
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Glass Disorder

A psychological disorder famously known for appearing in royals. It is when you believe that you (or your body parts) are made of glass and could break at any moment. Royals who had it In early centuries wore soft clothing to "protect themselves from shattering". It is absolutely devastating.
you have glass disorder.
by ThisIsImportant January 09, 2025
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playboyškatla disorder

playboyškatla disorder is when a person is making up scenarios, and then overthinking about it, and then saying ''how are u?'' to his friend and then starts complaining about it and then pushes people away and starts being uga buga big dum dum. His words are as meaningful as screaming turtles! USELESS! When u tell them and try to help them because ur their friend, he says GO AWAY, but hit me up when u have problems. Sadly doctors haven't found the cure for this diagnosis, BUTTTT the legend says that you just have to invite them to play league.
person 1: how are u?
person 2: DONT ACT LIKE U CARE, UR ASKING ME THIS JUST CUZ U NEED TO!
person 1: ehmmm wtf
person 2: STOP ACTING LIKE U CARE, NOBODY CARES ABOUT ME!
person 1: i diagnose u with playboyškatla disorder!
by bigsmartsmart April 23, 2022
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scrotum disorder

when you grow hair inside your scrotum instead of the outside.
Xavier has hairy testies, he must have scrotum disorder. I feel bad for him :(
by KICKyaSISTERinTHEthroat November 12, 2018
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Chronic Memes Disorder

You have a very unhealthy obsession with memes.
You need treatment for your Chronic Memes Disorder
by Anonymous Cheese Bag November 15, 2019
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Post Otto Stress Disorder

Post Otto Stress Disorder, also known as POSD is a mental disorder usually known to happen in people who have played Honkai Impact 3rd, a game where there is an antagonist known as Otto Apocalypse. People with POSD are all afraid of any blonde man, in fear that they are actually just Otto Apocalypse.
"Hey, did you know person has POSD?"
"No? What even is that?"
"It's Post Otto Stress Disorder."
"Explain."
"Person thinks that any person with blonde hair is actually Otto Apocalypse"
by JustDani December 21, 2023
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Dunlops disorder

When your waist line expands and your belly begins to lap over the top of your belt. (Done Lopped)

Suffered exclusively by middle aged men after about 10 years of marriage and largely responsible for the mid life crisis state. In retrospect in women it's referred to as Muffin Top.
He's developed a serious case of dunlops disorder since his wife started baking again.
by MerPetti May 06, 2015
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