Crab dinner

When a girl breaks up with her boyfriend and invites you over for "crab dinner" but is in actuality initiating oral sex

C: How was your day man?
Q: Busy day, did some gardening and had a crab dinner
C: You mean you went bushwhacking and showed off that tongue game.
Q: You know it

by masshole official July 1, 2017

Does it have crabs?

When two friends talking about a factory, you gonna hear this word "does it have crabs?". If you hear this run as fast as possible.

-The mountain may have scorpions,snakes,other bugs
-Does it have crabs?
...............

by Evangelatos July 21, 2023

Crab Baddun

Incredibly harsh and horrendous word for a bad vagina, possibly badly shaven. A fishy and abrasive example of the Female genitaliaA word to be used only to stop a conversation.

Gosh, she had a Crab Baddun of a pussy! I think I've got friction burns.

She had a real Crab Baddun, I'm never going to Amsterdam again...

by PhallicCactus November 3, 2011

crab clam

a clam that has closed on a crab's leg

a crab feels a pain in its leg the cause of this was a crab clam

by pookiesgramma July 18, 2017

crabbing

Flooding. An adjective used to describe someone whose pants are too short (exposed ankle) and are too poor to afford clothes that fit. (Commonly used in the 70s-80s.)

The poor farm girl's pants were crabbing!

by anonymous January 18, 2023

pocket crabs

Like secret pocket sand but with crabs

The enemy had me down on the ground but I remembered. I reached deep into my pockets. "pocket crabs!" He was blinded forever

by Pocket_crabs March 26, 2022

Crabs

Lice for your vagina.

Omg you have crabs!

by bunlicker69 January 20, 2022