cry turd

A turd that has not been flushed and sitting in a toilet soaking up water. Someone comes along and pees on it causing a cloud of turd particles to be around the turd. I call people this when they are whining about something excessively.

Dude 1 "Man my gf made me go shopping with her and yelled at me when I tried to wander off."

Dude 2 "Ya, so? Its kinda goes the territory with having a gf."

Dude 1 "We were walking around one store for an hour. It was sooo boring."

Dude 2 "Oh quit being a cry turd!"

by punbucket January 8, 2015

He didn’t know whether to laugh or cry

When Xie Lian witnesses something so absurd he didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.

When Hua Cheng did 50 backflips and turned into a singular grain of rice, he didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.

by ThyMotherIsAttractive November 18, 2023

Maggot Cry

Maggot Cry: Means when you got some people you despise that beg to be in the same position as you in something when didn't do a thing to deserve it, making pussy-ass excuses and instead of attempting to evolve from their maggot state, they just act like total parasites, licking all the ass they can to avoid facing the responsibility and or consequence of their Actions, Like the Maggots they are.

from Classmates to youtubers
they will Maggot cry, specially on them cringy corny apology vids

by Kyled May 4, 2020

cry-ogenics

The process of freezing tears to preserve them for future use as eyedrops.

Now that artificial-tears fluid has become fairly inexpensive, there is little market for cry-ogenics in the modern world.

by QuacksO December 3, 2019

cry

When there is vagina fluids coming out of your eyes because you got arrested for violating a fat hairy guy.

he's a crybaby.

by tifuyo2222 March 27, 2019

queen never cry

Coming from a manhwa / webtoon, these were the words of a diva mother to her crying baby; the baby then stops crying and becomes a diva with a baddie face. This catchphrase went viral on Twitter (X) and TikTok as a frequent meme.

when I failed my biology test but then I remembered, "Queen never cry."
*Faceshopping by SOPHIE plays in the background*

by repufolklore November 25, 2024

cry-tell

When you're sobbing or bawling your eyes while talking or telling someone something. You sometimes do this when you can't get a grasp of your emotions yet still want to tell someone something. It's often done when you're too caught up with your emotions and can't stop talking your feelings out. You could be either too happy, too mad, too apologetic, too sad, or too scared, hence the crying, but you still want to tell your side of the story.

You: I can't take it anymore, OP!
Me: What happened?
You: My favorite band is finally having a concert here! *sniff* Waaaaaa! OP, I just wanna *sniff* go to them right now! ahfhjsfhkjhf I wanna but they're ticket already.
Me: Hold your horses right there and cry all you want but don't cry-tell to me about it. My eardrums are about to burst with you cry-telling to me about it.

by hey angela :) January 7, 2024