come and get your popcorn

On the popular reality series Jon and Kate plus 8 Kate Goslin screams this phrase so her kids will come and get their popcorn.
Often also seen on the soup.

COME AND GET YOUR POPCORN!

by doodleoodle December 10, 2009

I've come to make an announcement

I've come to make an announcement, Shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was... "THIS BIG" and I said "that's disgusting!". So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com; Shadow the hedgehog, you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except way SMALLER!! And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like!

BFFRRHOOOOOOMM!!! (*Shows his death egg stick*)

That's right baby! Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong!! He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the earth, that's right this is what you get... MY SUPER LASER PISS!!

Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth, I'm gonna go higher... I'm pissing on THE MOOOOOOONNN!!!!!

How do you like that OBAMA? I pissed on the moon you idiot!! You have 23 hours before the piss DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROPPPLLLLLLLETSSS hit the fucking earth! Now get out of my sight, before I piss on you too.

-I've come to make an announcement, Shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my-

-*uncontrollable laughter*

-fucking wife
-mommy?

by Henry's_definitions_K11 February 11, 2022

Ghost of Christmas yet to come

guy who rap-battled Ebeneezer Scrooge

Boo!
You're gonna die
With no-one to love you and no one to cry
Alone by youself on the bed of your death
With a stench of regret on your last dying breath
Cause you've chosen the path of a selfish man
With Tiny Tim's innocent blood on your hands
The penance you should pay for the way you behave
Is written as plain as the name on this grave
- The ghost of Christmas yet to come

by Ebeneezy November 11, 2022

Sto come na seccia

‘Seccia’, commonly referred to as cattlefish in Abruzzi, Italy, describe the moment when an individual is full of alcohol, like the ‘seccia’ with its ink.

The proper evolution of ‘Seccia’ is ‘Cannolicchio’. It is believed that no men could be a ‘Cannolicchio’ two days in a row. It is very common to stay Seccia few days in a row, especially when a 2X1 is attended on Thursday, anticipating the weekend.

Bro, sto come na seccia
Hey man, you were a seccia but now you are a proper cannoliccchio after this Negroni

Hombre, I was una seccia tonight: il mito è accresciuto.

by luxguy December 10, 2022

coming out of the tanning bed

n. Someone who, either reluctantly or freely, admits to being a fan of the popular show, Jersey Shore. Similar to coming out of the closet, except there is nothing gay about it.

It took Lindi a few days, but she's finally coming out of the tanning bed.

by gingapowa March 1, 2011

Your in-laws are coming to stay

Some of the worst news one can get. Literally makes you dread it for months.

Boss: You’re fired
Me: Damn
Bank: Your bank account has been frozen

Me: Shit!
Sister: hey did your wife tell you that your in-laws are coming to stay?
Me: NOOOOOO!!!!!

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 13, 2020

Cop come we dip

When you see a cop you dip quick way to say that there is a cop and to leave.

Cop come we dipp!! / hit the feets

by Abgkali69 January 25, 2020