Who comes last is the bank.

This phrase is often used in the context of a meeting between four people who plan to play the famous game Monopoly. It means that the last person arriving at the location has to be the bank.

You are late - Who comes last is the bank.

by oma123 September 11, 2018

The net is coming off the pegs

When shit hits the fan.

Me: How are you doing?
Him: The net is coming off the pegs.

by Glue Gun November 30, 2017

Cop come we dip

When you see a cop you dip quick way to say that there is a cop and to leave.

Cop come we dipp!! / hit the feets

by Abgkali69 January 25, 2020

Come fuck me vibe

That subconscious down to fuck energy from the good girl at the bar

Yo Kyle, that girl is giving me come fuck me vibes.

by Kallaway March 6, 2020

coming out of the tanning bed

n. Someone who, either reluctantly or freely, admits to being a fan of the popular show, Jersey Shore. Similar to coming out of the closet, except there is nothing gay about it.

It took Lindi a few days, but she's finally coming out of the tanning bed.

by gingapowa March 1, 2011

Major Tom (Coming Home)

Standing there alone, the ship is waiting
All systems are go, are you sure?
Control is not convinced
But the computer has the evidence
No need to abort
The countdown starts
Watching in a trance, the crew is certain
Nothing left to chance, all is working
Trying to relax, up in the capsule
"Send me up a drink", jokes Major Tom
The count goes on
Four, three, two, one
Earth below us
Drifting, falling
Floating, weightless
Calling, calling home
Second stage is cut, we're now in orbit
Stabilizers up, running perfect
Starting to collect requested data
"What will it effect, when all is done?"
Thinks Major Tom
Back at ground control there is a problem
Go to rockets full, not responding
"Hello Major Tom, are you receiving?
Turn the thrusters on, we're standing by"
There's no reply
Four, three, two, one
Earth below us
Drifting, falling
Floating, weightless
Calling, calling home
Across the stratosphere
A final message, "Give my wife my love"
Then nothing more
Far beneath the ship, the world is mourning
They don't realize, he's alive
No one understands but Major Tom sees
Now the light commands, this is my home
I'm coming home

Earth below us
Drifting, falling
Floating, weightless
Coming home
Earth below us
Drifting, falling
Floating, weightless
Coming home
Earth below us
Drifting, falling
Floating, weightless
Coming, coming home
Home
Home
Home
Home
Home
Home
Home
Home

Major Tom (Coming Home)

by Death Menace June 18, 2023

Ghost of Christmas yet to come

guy who rap-battled Ebeneezer Scrooge

Boo!
You're gonna die
With no-one to love you and no one to cry
Alone by youself on the bed of your death
With a stench of regret on your last dying breath
Cause you've chosen the path of a selfish man
With Tiny Tim's innocent blood on your hands
The penance you should pay for the way you behave
Is written as plain as the name on this grave
- The ghost of Christmas yet to come

by Ebeneezy November 11, 2022