"cover me"

"cover me"

something you say when you are trying to light a joint or a cigarette and the wind is blowing too hard so it's hard to keep the lighter on and instead of actually blocking the wind by hovering over their face, you hover over their private parts

tanya: omfg hurricane katrina status right now... "cover me"
mike: *throws a towel over her boobs*

by snootch87 August 20, 2008

Chocolate Covered Strawberry

When you put a strawberry up someone's butt and get some poop on it. Then you have to eat the shitcovered strawberry.

Kayla: "Aw, man. That sucks."
Sabrina: "What?"
Kayla: "Tre just texted me and told me he gave my dad a chocolate covered strawberry."

Kayla's Dad: "Tre, can I have a chocolate covered strawberry again?"
Tre: "Okay, but promise you didn't eat corn the other day?"
Kayla's Dad: "Okay, I promise." *thinks: I did eat corn. Hahahaha. I like to watch him eat the corn.*

by i am cooooool. January 9, 2010

Covered Wagon

The act of shitting into a condom and fucking a girl with it until it explodes.

" That bitch wanted me to give her a covered wagon last night out behind the dumpster. "

by Noltron Don April 17, 2009

Covered Wagon

Trying to smuggle anything into/out of somewhere where it should not be or should not go. It is done by positioning a friend in such a way that the view of authority figures is obstructed. Basically, your friend(s) screen anyone who might stop you and ask you what you are doing.

Scenario: Getting a BB Gun across the crazy neighbors lawn to get to your buddies house to shoot squirrels out of his window.

Friend: "Dude she's in the window watching us, she definitely sees us with this bb gun"
You: "Nah, yo covered wagon style, she won't see shit."
Friend: "Yep, ah, werd up."

by Pound One Out Real Quick January 16, 2009

Chocolate Covered Strawberry

What a redhead becomes when you jizz on her face.

"Dude totally had my chocolate covered strawberry on her knees last night. It was awesome"

"Nice man."

*High Five*

by M.A.C.R.O. March 21, 2010

look a little closer to home

(v.) To search for treachery in ones' closest friends and family.

Me? No mate, you should look a little closer to home. Ever notice why your son is always late from school on wednesday?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

Muff Cover

An inedible, yet delectable addition to a buttered muff. Can also be referred to as a butt muff cuv.

This buttered muff is so much better with the muff cover.

by Candy Canderson January 28, 2011