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Pull a Bean

While completing the task of masturbation, one forgets to chose a device to clean up with such as a towel, sock, or white-tee. The person then wipes his jizz covered hands on his shirt, visibly leaving a stain. The next part is crucial. The jerker must wear the shirt in public allowing bystanders to observe.
Hey Chris, did you spill clam chowder on your shirt or did you pull a bean earlier.
by Kcchiefs1888 February 4, 2009
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Beans (Of Men)

Beans are the two things on a mans body located in a skin sack. They are also known as testicles. Balls are another word for beans.
playing baseball, " Oh shit, ughghh the ball hit me in the BEANS!"

two dudes hanging out. "Damn it! I just spilled dr pepper on my beans"

a guy who got laid last night. " Dude, my girl was sucking on my beans soooo fucking hard man!"

called beans, but are really Beans (Of Men)
by The Doctor... April 16, 2009
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half bean

Someone of both hispanic and caucasion ethnicity.
Billiy: Hey man, you look white but have a hispanic last name, what's up with that?
Rick: I'm a half bean man!
by thesensone June 16, 2011
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Bean Stew

A hot, multi-female, all nude, sex party.
Come on over to the dorm. We are having bean stew tonight.

I love a good bean stew.

This club is full of hot lez. I’ll round up some for bean stew tonight.
by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018
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toilet beans

Toilet beans go well with bum gravy.
by Uran Spaceman July 29, 2008
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roasting the bean

thats where a dragon eats out a girl and breathes fire on her clitoris at the moment of climax
the song "ROASTING THE BEAN" by DRAGON SLUTZ
by the_tritone November 23, 2010
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Smol bean

Small and cute. Something you want to hide away from the world and protect. Deserves to be rolled into a burrito blanket and snuggled.
Zack believes that Hannah is a smol bean, yet he is incorrect as HE is the smollest of beans.
by Chuuya's_knobC November 12, 2017
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