shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger

The hands down greatest type of burger to ever exist. It consists of all the usual burger ingredients (mayo, onions, pickles, tomatoes, lettuce and ketchup) but with the addition of, about a cup of chocolate sauce, one full can of cat food, and some Parmesan cheese. As the chef, (Matt Wattson of Supermega) puts it. "This is the chefs special, the Shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger.

as Ryan Magee said once he ate the burger. "BLAGHGHGHG! EWWWWWW, fuck! FUCK YOU MATT! FUCK YOU. THIS FUCKING SHIT SUCKS. I SHOULD NEVER HAVE TRUSTED YOU! YOUR A FUCKING DICK! This stuipid shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger tastes like shit!

shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger by McBikmik April 30, 2019

Eye Bang

To stare lustfully at a person with great intensity.

Girlfriend: What are you looking at?

Boyfriend: Um... Nothing?

Girlfriend: I totally just caught you eye banging that waitress!

Eye Bang by theoryaction September 30, 2011

Skype Bang 

Skype Bang is the act of banging someone on skype(everyone plz go back to skype)

Tempest Skype Bang?

Skype Bang by Rowley Heffley February 2, 2020

Utu bang banging 

Having sex

Hou you faka what you like I stay utu bang banging my chick

Utu bang banging by PartyGirl369 November 10, 2020

slang and bang 

Slang yo dick then bang hard then back to slanging

A hit that slang and bang

slang and bang by Slang and Bang god April 12, 2019

crash, bang, smoke 

Used after witnessing or being apart of a lifechanging event, such as a bad fight with a significant other or a car crash. Similar in meaning to "wow, that went badly," or "I wouldn't have wanted to be apart of that."

Someone: *Crashes their expensive new tour bus*
Same person: Crash, bang, smoke...

Someone: The bae and I fought... crash, bang, smoke.

crash, bang, smoke by mxscream October 3, 2016

Investment Bang 

when you link a girl who isn't particularly hot, at the moment, because you can tell she will be hot in a couple of years, because then you can 'cash in' on the investment when she's fucking buff as fuck

or in short

the act of securing sex with a member of the opposite sex who shows potential to be very attractive in future years with a view to securing future action when 'the chedder has matured'

dude....your sister requires an investment bang

Investment Bang by Rob and Rob October 1, 2007