The Sneaky Bandit

When one sneaks into a bedroom or an area where someone is sleeping. You then proceed to masterbate(or rub one out) on the sleeping persons face and quickly sneaking back out before that person awakes

I gave Sally the sneaky bandit while she slept in the next room

by ALBLOCK December 3, 2010

chromosome bandit

chromosome bandit is a kid that steel chromosome

dis domwni is a chromosome bandit

by Largest Lad January 21, 2019

clit bandit

A guy that goes around and fucks a lot of women in relationships.

man chad is such a clit bandit, he flipped my girls nips then dipped
Terry the clit bandit really ruined a lot of relationships during IUPatties

by stephanohl October 10, 2019

Bandit ass

A sensitive ass due to the combination of poor hygiene and chafing. The result of being on the run or moving about with a poorly cleaned anus. Typically follows defecation.

After jogging for a block, I realized I had not wiped myself properly and had a raging case of bandit ass.

by ccfar May 19, 2022

Booty bandit

A guy named william that takes booty from all the ladies

That cute guy was such a booty bandit

by Booty bandit18 July 27, 2018

Choco bandit

Guy who spread his excrements all around toilet with his own hands

Božan is Choco Bandit call a police ASAP

by AkatsukiShrek69 April 4, 2021

the lotion bandit

a man or women who steals your lotion and is dressed like a bandit

oh god damn JERRY wheres the lotion

jerry:i think the lotion bandit took it

by Weaboo666 January 4, 2019