Boof Bandit

Someone who steals items from stores by shoving them up their anus.

"Well, we can be Boof Bandits too!" "Oh yeah? Well go boof infront of that cop in the gas station!"

by i just pissed my apants December 18, 2025

912 bandit

Brynley Meeks.

Someone who’s tried to sleep with the entire 912.

Oh, you’ve heard of her. She’s the 912 bandit

by jimmyjohns November 30, 2022

Coochie Bandit

Someone typically a male whom takes someone virginity and then walks out on them or it can be someone who dates another person just to have sex

Why’d you break up with him

He was just a coochie bandit

by Skm2323 April 29, 2019

Beacon Bandit

A term usually given to normal members of the public who find it amusing or funny to imitate police cars by attaching some form of beacon to their car in the hope of making people believe they are in fact the police. Often this hobby (as some people make it) takes place at night, to add to the illusion of the beacon.

Driver: 'Hey who's that behind us? They've got a blue light flashing, should I pull over'

Passenger: 'Nah, it's just beacon bandits, keep going'.

by northlondon93 October 9, 2011

d wing bandit

a person who fucks or smokes in the D wing at RHS

“did you hear that fred and carla were fucking in the d wing??”

“yea they’re some d wing bandits”

by mlifgay September 14, 2022

Gender bandit

Having the ability to steal peoples gender and pronouns by simply snapping your fingers

A: hey, where did my gender go?
B: oh, I Just stole it
A: WHAT? HOW DID YOU DO THAT???
B: because I am no mortal. I AM THE ALL MIGHTY GENDER BANDIT!
A: NOOOOO!!!!!

by Othello Von Ryan December 2, 2022

Toilet Bandit

Usually a crack head running around town stealing all the valves off the public toilets for money to support their habit.

The Toilet Bandit struck again, the valves are gone!

by Robbiesbj July 29, 2021