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Ball Cramps

To have a cramp begin in either your legs or stomach, eventually the pain spreads to your balls. it feels like being hit in the balls with a sledgehammer.
dammit, dude, i had a leg cramp and it started to spread, and now i have ball cramps!

*passes out from pain*
by PunkRockerJack June 8, 2009
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Cotton Balls

The sqraunched up little kleenex tissues you find in the garbage by the computer used to wipe away any ejaculate that was expelled as a result of wacking off to porn or any online erotica.
Your trash is topped with cotton balls dude, how much porn do you watch?
by bodanglez91 July 7, 2010
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ball cheeks

Similar to butt cheeks, but formed with your ballsack. This word describes the shape your ballsack makes when both balls are perfectly aligned to create a "butt cheek" shape, except this is with your balls, so they are called ball cheeks. Could also be used as an adjective to describe something that is bad (an insult). *Similar to ass cheeks or cheeks.
"Dude, your ball cheeks are showing" or "Dude, you're so bad at 2k... you're ball cheeks"
by simslayer26 March 2, 2016
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flossing the balls

Using a towel, firmly gripped in both hands positioned anterior and posterior, to dry one's testicles in a sawing motion. Often done while hunched over or one leg propped up on a bench to facilitate proper hand placement.
Just got done flossing the balls. Now to slather some gold bond medicated lotion on these babies.
by nem- January 25, 2015
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ball cushion

used to describe a goatee on a gay man. that area of hair on the chin.
my balls feel good bouncing on bills ball cushion
by stuart duff August 21, 2006
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lab-ball

A game designed as a mix between physics and baseball, where you have a batter who sits on a roller chair and kicks a tennis ball trying to hit a homerun. You have a pitcher, outfield, hitter, and catcher. Must be played in a physics laboratory.
Mr. Peoples spectated the intense lab-ball game.
by spencer popp November 11, 2005
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Ball Curtsy

To spread one's scrotum like a skirt and deliver a chivalrous curtsy. developed by amateur philanthropist Camden Bertrand.
After his stunning sexual performance, Tom delivered a gentlemanly ball curtsy and left.
by Uncle Blazer July 30, 2012
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