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January 20th, the day the Ozzy Osbourne bit the head off a bat. Why don't you join him in the yearly feast.
Dude, did you know that it's national bite the head off a bat day?

No I didn't, I need to break into the bat roost to prepare the feast.

Ozzy didn't bite that bat for nothing you know!
by BatBiter99 May 22, 2023
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bat

apparently you can murder furries with this
#BeatAFurryDay
Hey, it’s a furry, brutally beat the shit outta it with your bats!
by he he noob April 8, 2023
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tuna bat

Hey man, nice tuna bat.”
by Monsieure Deeldo August 28, 2021
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fruit bat

a big bat in the family pteropodidae
they have big balls (no offense)
fruit bats are also called flying foxes
they look like dogs lol
I saw a big fruit bat hanging upside down on that big tree!
by arc April 11, 2022
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Glenwood St Bat Signal

A gentleman on Glenwood St flies a bootlicker advertisement to attract randy truck enthusiasts to his home for adventureous bodily exploration, a sort of extreme yoga that includes touching.

When the flag is out, it provides the equivalent of a “bat signal” for the confused and young, this goodly man welcomes them with his robust, 80 year old arms.
I was headed up norther and saw the Glenwood St bat signal again. Sigh…
by fatstupidlazypoor June 12, 2022
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Bat Candy

A bat grip for a baseball or softball bat with innovative style.
Matt credits his 17 game hit-streak to his new bat candy.
by VulcanBatGrips August 31, 2018
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Beer Bat

Hollow baseball bat made out of hard plastic meant to be filled with an alcoholic beverage. Typically served at professional baseball games.
Person 1: "Dude check this beer bat out, isn't it hilarious"

Person 2: "Aren't you driving us home tonight?"
by Filipdewoozle August 14, 2023
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