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taco bell burrito

A really ugly hispanic girl who somehow is passed around by all the guys.
Damn, she ugly but she been with like 20 dudes. She's like a taco bell burrito.
by zombieskull August 19, 2023
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Burrito bang

Where you wrap up another human in a blanket tightly and proceed to bang them violently, generally with consent. Not to
Dude, I got that new blanket off amazon and wrapped my girlfriend up in it and proceeded to burrito bang her!
by MasterOfTides August 19, 2023
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Burrito after dark

Last night my girlfriend let me get a burrito after dark
by Sir Gideon September 12, 2023
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Burrito Man

Have you seen Jamie’s chode, he’s quite the Burrito Man
by Skindle September 15, 2023
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Bean burrito

The act of stuffing your balls into the vagina of a Mexican woman while she's wrapped in a blanket
This girl invited me over to Netflix and chill and I toltaly turned her into a bean burrito
by Dami_Nuf May 4, 2024
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Wet Burrito

a popular prison dish, often including ingredients such as a crushed ramen packet, crushed cheetos, any meat you can acquire from the prison commissary, pork rinds, diced salami, pickle, crackers, refried beans, line the inside of the cheeto bag with a tortilla, dump mixture into said bag with a little bit of hot water, wrap it up and set it aside for 5 to 10 minutes, flip once during cooking time, then once the 5 or 10 minutes is up, add whatever condiment you desire, then enjoy the meal.
hey bro, you want a wet burrito?
by VersatileMink May 26, 2024
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Dick burrito

The act in which you stick your penis in a tortilla and fill it up with burrito toppings, beans, mole, guacamole, salsa, queso, etc. You than let your partner eat off your penis while you experience the true Mexican lifestyle
Bro #1- bro ima give my girl the dick burrito
Bro #2- no way! You think she can handle the spice
by Sexymexicano69420taco November 29, 2021
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