The act of one sexual partner giving oral sex to a female sexual partner while defecating in a seated position on the toilet.
-inspired by the fusion of the urban slang term
'Australian kiss' denoting a form of intimate affection in the oral region and 'Gas Mask' which
symbolizes the use of protective gear against
odorous or contaminating elements."
-inspired by the fusion of the urban slang term
'Australian kiss' denoting a form of intimate affection in the oral region and 'Gas Mask' which
symbolizes the use of protective gear against
odorous or contaminating elements."
My girlfriend gave me an Australian Gas Mask last
night after I ate too much Taco Bell and she wanted
her pussy licked even tho I couldn't get off the toilet.
night after I ate too much Taco Bell and she wanted
her pussy licked even tho I couldn't get off the toilet.
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When a man and woman contract their pelvic floor muscles during penis-in-vagina intercourse, causing the vagina to tighten and the penis to harden at the same time, thereby squeezing down on each other as if to perform a handshake. Called “Australian” because it occurs “down under”—beneath the belt.
Johnny: Tiffany and I just completed our business transaction with an Australian Handshake!
Ted: Why was it an Australian Handshake?
Johnny: Because she was a prostitute.
Ted: Why was it an Australian Handshake?
Johnny: Because she was a prostitute.
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"Yesterday, I looked at the moon with my telescope. It was really nice, but the thing that I don't like is that it appears as an Australimoon for me because of how my telescope works!"
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"I was fucking this chick and she forced me to perform the Australian duster. I'm gonna kill that slut"
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Australium plays a crucial role in most things in the team fortress 2 comics, such as allowing the gravel wars to continue by extending the Mann brother's lifespan's, being a motivation for the administrator, and possibly leading to Medic getting killed and going to hell for a short time.
Australium plays a crucial role in most things in the team fortress 2 comics, such as allowing the gravel wars to continue by extending the Mann brother's lifespan's, being a motivation for the administrator, and possibly leading to Medic getting killed and going to hell for a short time.
You're probably asking, "Saxton, how can I build a life extending machine?" well, first you'd need some Australium, and good luck, 'cause it's hard to come by.
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Get the Australium mug.A trucker and his wife go into a rest stop. The trucker takes a lot of laxatives and stimulates. The truckers wife lays her head in the toilet facing up, the trucker strips naked, the trucker lets lose his liquid storm of fury on her face, then they both buy a sandwich without cleaning or changing.
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