Asian rat candy

A very suspicious and interesting looking conglomeration of matter that often turns out to be better than expected. Often referred to in the context of food but can also be used to explain things or events.

I went to his house for dinner. I had no idea what was on my plate; just a huge mess of asian rat candy stew or something.

In reference to a business presentation:
"Dude! I just killed that! I wasn't expecting it to be such a a buffet of asian rat candy success."

by lalaking January 20, 2015

Painfully Asian

An Asian person that has a hard time with the pronunciation of all "r" and "l" words and the words sound interchangeable.

Ex: Room: pronounced "loom" by painfully Asian person. "It's in the loom."

by nycdb2015 September 7, 2015

asian house party

Basically a house party that a lot of Asians go to. The house party includes:

- Lots and LOTS of soda
- Two sides (or sections) of the house:
Section 1: The parents, that always talk about Facebook.
Section 2: the kids who plays video games, talk a lot about upcoming video games, etc.
- lots of dropped stuff on the floor
- kids who go outside and play games
(And also kids that play until night time)
- the party usually until 1 am

"Wanna go to an asian house party?"
"yass"

by PotatoX October 1, 2015

asian revenge

What happens when someone messes with the wrong little Asian

Asian revenge coming for you

by Monister April 29, 2016

Asian Chris

Often left out of the fun, Asian Chris is known for his tiny errection and his lack of elite call of duty skills.

Hi Asian Chris, will you help me with my math homework?

by DrDanks December 1, 2016

mega asian powers

MEGA ASIAN powers are powers that asians are born with. MEGA ASIAN powers run through asians and make them smarter. People with the names Min, Grace, Ellina and Cheng chong ming kee. The powers can be passed on to different races only by another asian who gives then SUPER ASIAN FOOD.

"Min gets an a on his math test" It's no fair Min, you used your MEGA ASIAN powers.

by ASIAN POWA December 7, 2016

Asian fanny fun

A porn magazine devoted to Asian porn.

"Yo I'm just going to fill up the wank bank with some Asian fanny fun

by Suck my asss July 10, 2016