The Soviets were smothered by a gay ape (20 of them) at the 1980 Winter Olympic Games in Lake Placid
by Gossip Gary November 14, 2024

by Crack and meth January 11, 2019

APS:
Angry Pretend Sleeper
An Angry Pretend Sleeper is someone who is attempting to and indeed pretending to sleep whilst a group of people are carrying in a social fashion and at a disruptive volume in the same room as or near to this person. In such a situation, the APS pretends to be asleep so as not to be perceived as a "party pooper", but is all the while exhausted, exasperated, and fuming, feeling increasingly bitter resentment towards those depriving them of rest. Eventually the APS will fall asleep out of pure mental and emotional exhaustion, but not before angrily and involuntarily eavesdropping on any number of pointless, unfunny drunken proclamations.
Angry Pretend Sleeper
An Angry Pretend Sleeper is someone who is attempting to and indeed pretending to sleep whilst a group of people are carrying in a social fashion and at a disruptive volume in the same room as or near to this person. In such a situation, the APS pretends to be asleep so as not to be perceived as a "party pooper", but is all the while exhausted, exasperated, and fuming, feeling increasingly bitter resentment towards those depriving them of rest. Eventually the APS will fall asleep out of pure mental and emotional exhaustion, but not before angrily and involuntarily eavesdropping on any number of pointless, unfunny drunken proclamations.
After noisily fiddling with the door lock for five minutes, the fellas finally burst into the living room back at the house, where they proceeded to have a nightcap and another hour or two of pleasant conversation and storytelling. About ten minutes in, the gentlemen realized that their friend and cohort Corey was sleeping on an air mattress a few feet away. Nevertheless, they continued their jovial gathering, as Corey quickly transitioned into full APS mode, never once breaking character.
by Josuv May 27, 2013

also known as “AP Chinese” and “Ayyy Payyy Baguette” and “ APバゲットクラス” :
Bad
At first semester but then
Gets better
Upon
Entering
The second semester
Then it becomes
Easy
Bad
At first semester but then
Gets better
Upon
Entering
The second semester
Then it becomes
Easy
by Kim Coordination March 7, 2024

The homo sapiens that thrive in riparian environments and may birth your children in warm water. Basically a mermaid monkey or a selkie.
Devan: babies can swim instinctually and hold their breath when born in water?
Saoirse: well yes, maybe we are all evolved aquatic apes.
Saoirse: well yes, maybe we are all evolved aquatic apes.
by Birth monkey April 2, 2023

by Kmitt May 11, 2021
