Alpha weeb

A member of the Marine Corps

"Hello Alpha weeb"

by fdssdfdsfdsfsd March 25, 2019

Alpha snail

A jacked snail, he chugs steroids and has sex while chugging. Beta snails eat his slime.

Person 1 'wow I'm about to step on an Alpha Snail!' *Alpha snail proceeds to throw person 1 into the shadow realm*

by Pooppy queen April 10, 2019

alphabetophilia

The act of having sexual intercourse with letters/words/sentences.

Austen commited alphabetophilia! What a sicko!

by Enurysm September 2, 2020

Alpha Kid

A person/younger kid born in the early 2010s to the late 2010s (not years from 2000-2009).

Kid 1: oh here comes Joey, that Alpha Kid, that fucking 5th grader.
Joey: you're caillou
*kid 1 punches Joey in the face*
Kid 1: Yeah! Well you have a bloody nose you alpha brat!

by ChuckenMan8478 March 2, 2021

alpha_wolf_77

A Childe main who's very obsessed with omegaverse and "your mom" jokes. Actually an omega.

Oh, is that alpha_wolf_77?
Yeah. They've got a lot going on. It's better to keep distance.

by alpha_wolf_77 hater April 26, 2021

Alphabet boy

A man who thinks he’s really smart, and is often found mansplaining, when in reality he’s just average

This alphabet boy keeps trying to teach me how to play football.

by Not_a_nerd_ April 30, 2021

Alpha male

stupid, ugly, pretends it doesn't bother him, he's not very strong, but battles it all with gravity.
Alpha males are white cishet men who knows nothing about females, but pretends that they do. their natural habitat is in a youtube podcast. Alpha males make their voice very deep and move their adams apple in order to attract females, what they dont know is that females typically stay away from this behavior.

person1: dude, did you hear Gary is an Alpha male?
person2: whoa dude, thats super cringe.

by Ellie is cool March 21, 2022