Yonkus toes

Noun:

A set of sweaty, crusty, filthy elongated, swollen fungal infected toes

Plural

Yonkified : a single toe that is Yonkus

“yo max put some socks on them Yonkus toes”

“Bradley I must say that singular toe of yours looks rather Yonkified after you toe fucked that 1/10 monster”

by Bovimarket November 17, 2021

toe wagled

First of all you don't want to know what a toe wagle is. But up until your forth birthday you father will toe wagle you. Now judging by the frequency of the nose and colour of the hair you can tell how many times you've been toe wageld. Toe wagling is when your father puts his toe into the hole where you piss and wigles it around for a minute.

Judging by your dark coloured hair you've been toe wagled at least 4 times a day until you were 4

by David fishy January 14, 2017

toe-nad

When a guy's jeans are way too tight. Creates major ball-ache. Some girls find it really sexy, some just gag. Three variants. Sometimes the nads hang with the bone, sometimes they find their own leg. When they split the difference it gives the impression of soft buck teeth.

Shit, Conrad's got major toe-nad. Hey Con. need an aspirin?

by coblinsky May 11, 2008

retarded toes

When your big toe is shorter than the toe next to it.

“Sydney has retarded toes. Look! Her big toe isn’t the biggest toe.”

by AdamCheats February 7, 2019

cigarette toe

Cigarette toe is when someone has a smushed and black pinky toe. One that doesn’t go away.

Ew, I can’t believe he had cigarette toe. He better hang that shit off my bed.

by Moshlikealady September 4, 2023

zoe’s toes

toes UwU baka🥺✨🤞🏻

stranger- Hey look what i found !
other stranger- Yes ?
stranger- zoe’s toes! Uwu baka🥺✨🤞🏻
other stranger- Thats so cool dude!

by Uwu Baka silly girl<3 July 15, 2021

Daniel's Toes

A long toed creature who resembles Steve from minecraft. He will steal your bestfriend, take them to the zoo, and feed them to gorillas. He is also a slut shamer.

Daniel's Toes, if you are reading this please stop using your instagram story as a hockey highlights account. And please send more goldfish to yours truly. If you don't then I will feed you to the gorillas.

by goldfeeshlover April 25, 2020