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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes

Person 1:The Thirty Minute Dalliance 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release
by Twittlerio February 1, 2025
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Aussie 3-Minute Miracle

Mate, we were having sex, and then she gave me the Aussie 3-minute miracle.

What’s that?

She licked me down under.
by Jake Down Under June 19, 2023
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pot minutes

The amount of time that seems slowed down while high

You have to feel the measurement in your heart

Ex. Five regular minutes could be around 20 pot minutes
"How many pot minutes has it been?"

"At least 45"
by whateversara January 20, 2018
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two minute noodles

hayleys favourite food she ALWAYS eats
two minute noodles are hayleys ride or die
hayley always shres her noodles, like a good freind
by kaka bin September 10, 2020
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Business Minutes

Like when someone tells you on a Friday "this will take 3 business days", it's not gonna happen til Wednesday bc of the weekend. Business Minutes is the same, if you tell someone you're going to take 10 business minutes, it means you're going to take 10 at the minimum but probably more
Boy: Yo hold up I gotta take a poop
Girl: (sigh) OK, how long??
Boy: mm probably 5 business minutes
by yeshuamysaviour August 2, 2024
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Minute

Pronounced as my-nute, it is very small.
by Lianiam April 4, 2023
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