Bridge Builder Doctrine

The concept that if you build 1,000 bridges but suck one dick, you’ll be remembered as a cocksucker and not a bridge builder.

Unfortunately, Brad’s merits didn’t hold up when the Bridge Builder Doctrine was applied.

by B Mo 1418 September 4, 2025

London bridge

When 2 girls go down on a man while he’s standing and one’s sucking his dick from the front and the others eating his ass and they hold hands between his legs

“Sophie and Mischa came over and totally London bridged me”

by Londonbridger September 29, 2025

G.K. on the bridge for 7 elixir

When one is at the end of their wits and decides to do something completely fucking stupid and out of context

I was so cooked in the test i played a G.K. on the bridge for 7 elixir!
What did you do?
I gooned on the test!

by Walter "Flashbang" White November 14, 2025

Louisiana Bridge Stick

The act of inserting a pool cue into a woman’s anus, after which you begin receiving oral sex from her bent over. Then completing a pool shot using the woman as an extension for the pool cue. (Bonus points for scoring a shot while thrusting your penis into the woman’s mouth creating a resonation that travels thru her to the end of the cue stick”

Remember when Jake sunk the 8 ball with the Louisiana Bridge Stick method?

by Jakewhitessnake November 14, 2025

Chain of Rocks Bridge

The act of using a variety of strong crystalline drugs sequentially to transition from one state to another.

Last night we traversed the Chain of Rocks Bridge and it was a trip!

by da Fonze January 11, 2026

Curtis Bridge

A CP enthusiast and lover of fingering A minor. A person of this name can be described as a top tier gooner, and usually holds a rank within the top 10 globally in ranked jerkmate lobbies. This person also has a deep love for physics and the intricacies and intertwining theories behind indian flickermunting and other applications of cock and ball tomfoolery.

Look at that retard over there, he just spilt coffee on his book and then tore the entire thing in half. He's such a Curtis Bridge

by fj1607 January 31, 2025

The Vermont Cataschulte Bridge Burner

When you receive and extremely sloppy mudpie (preferably 6-8 hrs. after consuming Taco Bell), while covered in maple syrup. The mudpie delivery must be made from a bridge at least 25 feet in height. The recipient must be in a raft below the bridge.

Bridge Inspector: “what the **** did I just witness?”

Recipient: “I just got The Vermont Cataschulte Bridge Burner and it felt so good.”

Bridge Inspector: “?”

by J&S Emporium February 4, 2025