Hung over co-worker that repeatedly drinks milk as a substitute for not eating dinner after a big night on the drinks and spews every time in the work truck on the way to the job, and for some dumb reason he thinks he won't spew today.
by Milk fucker December 29, 2021
When your phone is on 2% battery life.
See also: milk chance
Note to the reader: a 1% charge is referred to as skim, and it's as good as dead to you; don't even mess with it.
See also: milk chance
Note to the reader: a 1% charge is referred to as skim, and it's as good as dead to you; don't even mess with it.
Tim: You got the time?
Dean: *checks phone* yeah man, it's 2:35-DANGGG son my phone on milk charge!! Already? I haven't even been on it today!
Jose: Can anybody look somethin up for me? My phone's on skim rn!
Dean: *checks phone* yeah man, it's 2:35-DANGGG son my phone on milk charge!! Already? I haven't even been on it today!
Jose: Can anybody look somethin up for me? My phone's on skim rn!
by teachmrj June 21, 2019
Jon: Finally got to 2nd base with Shannon last night.
Steve: Was it even any good, not like she's really stacked.
Jon: I mean 2% milk is still milk ain't it.
Steve: Yeah I guess you right, haha
Steve: Was it even any good, not like she's really stacked.
Jon: I mean 2% milk is still milk ain't it.
Steve: Yeah I guess you right, haha
by PopplerPopper January 02, 2021
by savvykam April 11, 2017
After Sarah’s 2 hour long anal penetration session, her partner forgot to wipe off the excess milk of Mannesia that fell down his leg and onto the carpet.
by Phopiatic May 20, 2019