May 22

May 22, national send a soapy booty pic to your partner day.

It's may 22, so I'm going to ask my partner for a soapy booty pic.

by Bigusdickus.com May 22, 2023

May 22

National hug your crush day

It’s may 22 so it’s time for a hug

by Willyblakes May 21, 2024

May 22

Happy national orgasm day. On this day you are gonna get an orgasm!

Girl- Hey, happy may 22.
Boy- why?
Girl- orgasm day. Gonna go get one right now.
Boy- oh. Then i do the same. Meet here in 5 minutes?
Girl- 10 minutes.

by youngstopper May 22, 2022

May 22

Today is the day to ask any boy for their hoodie, if they say no you have to steal it. ( then give it back obviously )

Person 1: yo its may 22 you know what that means...

Person 2: I have to ask Josh for his hoodie :(

by ¿§øməōņë‽ May 21, 2023

22 Bar

A luxury bar, restaurant or cafe where women can have dine and pick a male member of staff for desert/sex... Members only club for wealthy and famous women...

I went to the 22 Bar, l paid $10 000 for the sexy bald guy... it was the most amazing tantric sex I've ever had. I let cum inside me. I got pregnant hehe - I'm telling my husband its his...

by KingRed007 December 15, 2015

22 Bar

A charitable bar where famous, wealthy women pay for a physical sperm doner. Men from royal blood lines and heritage. Also known as the Lineage Of Kings...

"Babe I decided to get pregnant. I went to the 22 Bar..." who'd you pick? "The young billionaire tycoon..."

(At least the child will have heaps of brothers and sisters)

by KingRed007 December 15, 2015

22 July

the day Anders Breivik became Justiciar Knight Commander of the Knights Templar. He had to take 21 years off his life to receive the title but it's all worth it.

i remember 22 july 2011, the day anders breivik became Justiciar Knight Commander of the Knights Templar.

by pkpenguin April 02, 2023