Rachel, is a booming, trampy specie of a creature with high ego, despite the large surface area on her forehead which can be used to land planes on. Calculating the circumference of that forehead would be impossible. She always begs for it from guys even from her best friend's boyfriend. She stinks like shit no matter how many bottles of perfume she uses up, her odour overwhelms the people around her. Her moustache around her lips makes people believe her name is Pablo. From thorough research and examination, people can call her a slag. Her home life isn't going quite well due to the poor quality of life in that household, with 9 or more people living in a room in a council house. Sis is depriving her brothers and sisters of basic necessities to buy an iPhone 13 pro max and flex on the people she thinks she is better than (not quite efficient eh). I believe the name Rachel should be used as an offensive term and should make any person slip into a serious depression and want to kill themselves.
by Truthteller10123 June 4, 2022
Get the Rachelmug. very in love with a very special person who loves her so much! she has a bright smile and lights up every room she comes into, if you have a rachel, hold her close!!
Rachel is gorgeous
by ithinkrachelissexy September 28, 2021
Get the Rachelmug. Can be sarcastic in a way that is primarily hurtful, and often selfish of her own needs before anyone else’s. Doesn’t have any consideration for others as the world often revolves around Rachel. Comes off as naive at first, and remains naive, as Rachel’s are often stuck in a little bubble that also revolves their thoughts around themselves. Will talk you in a circle, cause plenty of headaches, and is entirely insensitive to the audience she is with. Comes across as annoying, and that does not fade through your relationship with her. Often narcisstic, and will flip the script on you in efforts of hurting friends they are fake with. Seems fake? Probably is. Only seems to care for themselves, as they often prioritize their own needs and wants over others. If they are a fake blonde named Rachel, beware at all costs, especially if they’re also a Virgo. Not a single good intention behind those eyes!
Rachel is being so Rachel right now.
Rachel has us all suffering right now with her Rachelism’s.
Rachel is being an extroverted pest, do we want to ditch her after we get off the elevators?
Rachel has us all suffering right now with her Rachelism’s.
Rachel is being an extroverted pest, do we want to ditch her after we get off the elevators?
by jamiehorrorrr November 23, 2021
Get the Rachelmug. A girl even stronger than she thinks. She is a true blessing to everyone around her. A Rachel is beautiful, kind, caring, and a bit sarcastic but someone you can't help but fall in love with. She is the person you would enjoy long, late-night conversations with for hours on end or to sit in total silence with because her soul is pure, and despite all the hardships and struggles she has faced, she remains strong, good-hearted, and simply lovely. A Rachel would always put a smile on your face and support you no matter what. While she may seem a little shy at first, you will discover what a gem of a person she is once you get to know her. She is the person everyone needs in their life. A trustworthy person, a loyal friend, and anything and everything else that is good in the world.
by TPGanonymous July 11, 2023
Get the Rachelmug. Yea Rachel is really nice and cool yea idk if she taking me serious rn but yk i
Hope she is and like she spit on me the other day so ig thats a good sign ion rlly know. Pray 4 me ✊🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿
Hope she is and like she spit on me the other day so ig thats a good sign ion rlly know. Pray 4 me ✊🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿
Friend 1 “You see rachel over there she talking to that retard victor “
Friend 2“ Yea hee mad lucky he prolly don’t even realize”
Friend 2“ Yea hee mad lucky he prolly don’t even realize”
by victorisfat February 21, 2023
Get the Rachelmug. This amazing girl has the coolest style and has green eyes that remind u of David beckham. The only problem about this girl is that she doesn’t wash her feet. This does attract all the boys on campus. She loves twizzlers and is a W rizzler
by anonymous January 15, 2023
Get the Rachel Tanseymug. A rare human who drinks coffee like it’s a personality trait, laughs at her own mistakes, makes you feel like the main character of your own life, and somehow makes even the worst days feel like a story worth telling.
by Liora Ashen October 14, 2025
Get the Rachel Burleymug.