gay pains

Gay pains or gay aches is when you get an aching feeling on your sides or pelvic region, often accompanied by thoughts of some dude you can't stop thinking about.

Oh the mis'ry, I has't been stricken with the gay pains! What s'rt of mad god wouldst alloweth such a tragedy to befall me?

by DrDeezThePrequel March 26, 2023

gay/faggot

big gay person who would kiss a dick or suck one

he is so gay/faggot he sucked a dick🥰🥰🥰

by big daddy🥰🥰 December 26, 2021

Gay fagget 5000

A gay fagget 5000 is a person who likes dick and is gay there also a fagget because their apparet of lgqbtq+ the premium version also mostly used for men

That guy is a gay fagget 5000 I saw him sucking dick

by Big black guys November 30, 2021

gay meat

Dick

Bro:"are you looking at gay meat"
Other Bro:"no I'm straight"

by yeat-meat September 04, 2018

the gay

what you get if you hang out around tomboys or femboys
or somene thats gay
or both

*going to class*
Jake: *catches the gay*
Jake the next day: *wears a skirt to school*

by Stupid Af June 29, 2021

The Gay

The gay is something you metaphorically possess when you do something related to homosexuality. The gay can only be called out by those around you.

Did you just touch David's hand? Looks like you've got the gay!

by Eat Mike April 29, 2019

the gay

a sickness you get when you drink too much tap water

George: Hey boss, I have to call in sick forever
Boss: Why? What do you have?
George: What do I have? The gay.

by Dr. Dill will cure your cancer April 23, 2018