Balls Deep Without Being Balls Deep

When you are already caught up in a girl's emotional past without having gotten any pussy yet.

John: How did last night with Jenny go?
Jeff: Not good man, she explained to me all her self-esteem issues and I didn't even hook up with her.
John: Jeez, sounds like you're balls deep without being balls deep.
Jeff: Yeah, it's a rough place to be in.

by Barb Laheyyyyy September 14, 2014

Marios Balls

marios balls smell of cheese pizza and pasta. they are extremely massive like a godzilas willy.

Wario: Hey Waluigi! Look At Marios Balls!
Waluigi: what the fuck wario. your a fucking pervert.

by CharlieBubbz April 30, 2022

Darwin's Balls

Used by atheists.

A panacea for those who want an alternative to Jesus! Oh My God! and other such repugnant theistic ballbaggery.

What in the name of Darwin's balls are you doing man?
By Darwin's balls, your breasts are most splendid.

by Wolfgibbon April 24, 2017

big balls

a hot woman

your very big balls

by PantlessDave October 2, 2021

balls

a big funny haha joke that 6th graders laugh at when they hear it.

gavin: yo ethan
ethan: yes, gavin?
gavin: balls.
ethan: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHH

by FreeBagelsPlease May 7, 2022

ball master

someone who gets loads of men begging for their balls to be sucked. usually a hot milf/dilf.

“hey ball master! suck my balls”
“Ok papi~”

by :’))) August 18, 2022

Balls McGlee

Expression; usually a negative situation described with artificial enthusiasm. Used to express or describe exasperation or other awkward, strange, or otherwise unfortunate events, often described to others with a fake smile or grin. Extension of Balls McGee.

"That guy just put a dent in my car. Woohoo! BallsMcGlee!"

"She went crazy, broke my phone and locked me out. Good thing I only live 5 miles away. Balls McGlee!"

by Mr McGlee May 7, 2013