waiting for the milkman to show me around

(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity.

by Sexydimma March 21, 2014

me

im so ugly ew i wish i was prettier
im so yucky ucky

i wish i hade more of a symmetrical face, i wish i was skinnier, i wish i didnt look like this!!!!

girl: youre so ugly

me: yea i know

by urmum<333 November 21, 2021

Ari next to me

Is a fine ass lil baddie with planets and stuff tattooed by her tigo bitties. She’s a good cuddler. Causes awkward times erections.

Ari next to me gots my dick on brick

by BillIschinaa January 13, 2024

Me

Not you

Lol me

by Lunandcheez October 19, 2022

magic drizzle me

a phrase that generally means "cum on me". it was created by moriah elizabeth

W: "i want you to magic drizzle me!"
M: "of course, just get on your knees."

by fifi96 October 28, 2023

testing to see if my account name will show up if i post a definition to urban dictionary because my mom dosn't want me to use my real name and im to tech iliterate to make an alt acount

testing to see if my account name will show up if i post a definition to urban dictionary because my mom dosn't want me to use my real name and im to tech iliterate to make an alt acount

is when your testing to see if my account name will show up if i post a definition to urban dictionary because my mom dosn't want me to use my real name and im to tech iliterate to make an alt acount

im testing to see if my account name will show up if i post a definition to urban dictionary because my mom dosn't want me to use my real name and im to tech iliterate to make an alt acount

by Timothy Dogan May 3, 2025

make a liar outta me

When I state something of fact, without being 100%, or because of misinformation, and someone fact checks me, he “make(s) a liar outta me”.

“Those balloons will not stick to the wall.” Frank grabbed a balloon and stuck it to the wall. Greg says, “Make a liar outta me”.

by Freckel Beary Hound July 4, 2022