John Syndrome

Discovered in 1911, John Syndrome, otherwise known as Johnitis is a common Syndrome that affects many people worldwide. The main parts of the body affected include the brain, liver, and lymph nodes. Side effects of this syndrome include decreased cognitive function, decreased motive function, and increased depression.

You seem to have Johnitis
You scored low marks on a test because of Johnitis
Have you been affected by Johnitis by beating a man with a crate of bananas?

John Syndrome is the downfall of society

by anonymous November 9, 2023

post sleepover syndrome

that empty feeling you get the morning after you have a sleepover with the homies

i cannot do shit today, i got post sleepover syndrome

by anthjarx December 14, 2023

Extreme Bobo Syndrome

The state of bobo-ness that reaches stage 5 and is incurable

It's sad to see our friend Kenneth received the Extreme Bobo Syndrome

by Adilo September 17, 2021

Gabriel-syndrome

the Gabriel-syndrome is a syndrome where somebody is very retarded and has

no mother figure in their life.
(but a father figure.)

Child:"Mom look this person looks retarded!"
Mom:"oh, don't worry my dear they just have the Gabriel-syndrome."

by .kittyy._ January 23, 2024

Cup syndrome

'Child of Ugly Parent syndrome'
Medical slang

This kid isn't handicapped, he has cup syndrome

by Nugget99 February 2, 2014

gaychausen syndrome

Gaychausen is when someone tries to get attention and sympathy by falsifying, inducing, and/or exaggerating their gayness. They lie about symptoms or harm themselves to get the symptoms. Diagnosing and treating Munchausen syndrome is difficult because of the person’s dishonesty.

My neighbor says her 9 yr old daughter is transgender. I think she may be exaggerating her daughter's love of Monster trucks. The mother may be suffering gaychausen syndrome by proxy.

by HairNerd July 15, 2023

Login Syndrome

Adding unnecessary features to a project, normally in programming, with the purpose of padding out the project and making it look like you've actually done something. Can be extended to video games adding unnecessary content that no one asked for to make it look like they care about their product.

Bro 1: "Bro did you see they added new skins to Halo."

Bro 2: "Yeah bro 343 have login syndrome bro that shit looks wack."

by notabarrell December 17, 2020