D.S.I Syndrome

Dumb Shit Intolerant Syndrome. very serious illness which makes affected people cough/sneeze (in hard cases spit in someone's face) everytime they hear dumb shit

-bro we can't be friends anymore
-what happened?
-i am suffering from 4th stage D.S.I Syndrome

by altu.wwz May 30, 2020

Sanafer Syndrome

Sanafer syndrome (also referred to as Ali Ketaminosis) is a crucially scarce disorder, and has the possibility to inflict its curse on 1/26 billion kids. Symptoms include extreme tardiness to anything, usually showing up 26-9,420 minutes later than expected to. Other symptoms include being mistaken for a zionist jew scum due to the unique deformation of the nasal cavaties that is caused by the syndrome, paralyzing laziness, and tourettes-like spasms causing the subject to say things very often such as: “Maaan, shiiiit, fuuuck, what time is iiiit, (and most commonly) my phone is deaaad😩”

Doctor: “I’m terribly sorry madam, however the tests have proven to show… *feels so bad he starts jerking off to feel better*

YOUR SON HAS SANAFER SYNDROME❗️”

Mom: “NOOOOOOO!!!!! NO ! NO! NOO NOO NO NO NOOOOOO!!!!!! IT CAN’T BE! WE DID NOTHING WRONG NOTHING WAS WRONG. WHY GOD. WHYYYYY!!!!”

Doctor: *Stops jerking off* “Like I said maam I’m terribly sorry. But fear not. For I may have a solution to this abomination. By keeping it off buzz, specifically restraining it from crossing the 20% threshold, as well as keeping it off the ganja, with a nose job your son may have a fighting chance in this world.”

Mom: “OH THANK YOU DOCTOR THANK YOU. How will I ever repay you for this?”

Old wrinkle balls doctor: “…”

by BigDaddyPlantation October 25, 2023

Death Syndrome

A syndrome that results in death, with one of the symptoms being life

"he died of death syndrome"
"No he didn't, Gerald, you can't keep saying people died of death syndrome"

by anonymous August 27, 2023

sloshen baby syndrome

When your friend is driving your pregnant wife around, and is such a terrible driver you are worried that your baby might come out pre-shaken, ie sloshen baby syndrome.

You crazy bitch, slow down so the baby doesn't get sloshen baby syndrome.

by sloshenbaby July 17, 2009

Vincent Syndrome

a very straight person who is good at Escape from tarkov, has a massive cock, and hates leo syndrome due to its gay small peepeee nature.

you are so cool you have Vincent Syndrome

by jomoi April 12, 2021

Nikhil Syndrome

The habit of continuosly lusting after a tart of a boy called Nikhil. No cures have been found.

Omg Mihika you totally have Nikhil Syndrome!

by Satish May 27, 2021

RVW Syndrome

A rare but serious disease that effects the laziest of human society. Symptoms include: chronic sleeping and immence hatred for one's significant other, especially around her time of the month.

my wife just wont stop nagging, i think im developing RVW syndrome!

by GBRatfink October 19, 2009