you go to costco and cry in a rack of clothes and then you wait for everyone to look at you and then if your s/o hears your cry they come find you and make out with you
by bcoolwowowoow December 26, 2021

Clerics who would sell their own mothers to be monsignors or bishops. They exploit their position of authority for personal gain, manipulate others to consolidate their power, and engage in harmful or unethical sexual behavior with other men (usually other gay priests). They are a sect of the mean gays that usually thrived in seminary and were deemed golden boys in their respective dioceses and among formators.
Mark: why are those guys such assholes?
Joe: you stupid idiot those are the mean gay priests. They will stop at nothing to either fuck you or fuck you over.
Joe: you stupid idiot those are the mean gay priests. They will stop at nothing to either fuck you or fuck you over.
by Pepejulian November 21, 2024

Son: How come the Pastor at my church was telling the children about gay people?
Father: I don’t know son. Are you gay?
Son: Yes father, I am very happy.
Father: Good son, I hope you marry a beautiful man one day.
Father: I don’t know son. Are you gay?
Son: Yes father, I am very happy.
Father: Good son, I hope you marry a beautiful man one day.
by Bigger Dickier Randy May 21, 2024

by Jomie September 29, 2021

A man, usual very attractive, who encourages the attention of gay men to get them to spend money on him. In reality he dislikes gays.
Guy 1: "Man, Chris has it bad for Derek!"
Guy 2: "I know. That fucking gay deceiver is going
to use him like am ATM!"
Guy 2: "I know. That fucking gay deceiver is going
to use him like am ATM!"
by Sleezypoof April 24, 2023
