1.Sex is when two people are naked( boy and a girl) the boy shoves his penis into the girls fat ass/anal and you make them cum 2. Is when a boy pulls out his penis and puts it in the girls mouth and she sucks it
by Isaacishorny July 11, 2023

I burst through the door holding Lilah by her thighs while kissing her passionately. I practically sprint to the bedroom and throw her on the bed, I say “I only have an hour till my gf gets home” and lilah says “I don’t care mami, right now you’re all mine. I slowly unbutton her blouse while kissing her with all my force and when I finally get down to her pants she lets out the slightest moan. “Are you ready for the ride of your life mami?” I say while slowly pulling down her lingerie. Finally I stick my tongue right in her tight pussy “EAT THAT PUSSY MAMI!!!” She says as I get as deep as I can in her pussy. I pull out for a second just to see her pussy throb then I stick an 11’ dildo right in her pussy. She goes “AUGHHHHHH YES MAMI YOUR SKILLS MAKE ME WANT TO CUM SO BAD!!!” Then she makes me pull out and says “your turn” so we go to the shower with both of us fully naked as she carries me and sucks my huge rock hard tits. We turn it on and right away she sticks the dildo in my and says “say my name or ill go harder” “MAMIIIII OUGHHHHH THAT MAKES ME WANNA CUM ALL OVER YOU” I say and she still goes harder and she hits my g-spot making me fall to the ground “oughhhhhh im cumminggggg, EAT ME OUT MAMI!!!! GIVE ME WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR” she eats me out and I orgasm 7 times in a row. Then my gf walks in the door.
by I_like_to_fuck January 11, 2025

A beautiful word made by god , It means that all persons will go to heaven if you shout \ this word at 3:33 am in front of ur mom.
by Irapedurmomindoggystyle September 21, 2022

hey you wanna have sex today it’s national sex day
sure when you wanna
right now and for the whole day
sure when you wanna
right now and for the whole day
by One of his items but he is one January 19, 2019

Self slapping sex paddle.
Ex. When you pull a trout out of the water and hold it up to your partner's bum and just let it go. Your partner will love this
For maximum pleasure, return to the water for revival
Gives fishing a whole new meaning
Ex. When you pull a trout out of the water and hold it up to your partner's bum and just let it go. Your partner will love this
For maximum pleasure, return to the water for revival
Gives fishing a whole new meaning
by Sexytrouts March 11, 2017

"Hey man, gender and sex are the same"
"Strange, because I don't remember having gender with your dad last night"
"Strange, because I don't remember having gender with your dad last night"
by Somebodystolemyboobs April 1, 2024

An act invented by Dariush cerca 2008.
Scholars say the Persian protégé went on to invent gay sex later that year
Scholars say the Persian protégé went on to invent gay sex later that year
"I had a great time last night"
"Thank god Dariush invented sex. I don't know what we would have done otherwise"
"Thank god Dariush invented sex. I don't know what we would have done otherwise"
by Big Shmeat July 27, 2023
