My Life Me

A Pretty Bad Show About Some Bastards And Bitches Doing Weird Stuff, It Has Mostly An Ironic Fanbase

Birch Small Is From My Life Me! :)

by FenderIsCool2008 April 27, 2023

Call Me

Face to face

My reflection in your eyes

I was scared to say too much

Perfect strangers in perfect worlds apart

Almost close enough to touch

Staring at my shoes

Feeling so confused

Shot down without a gun

Victim of a hit and run

Won't you...

Call me - call me

No time to hesitate - we must communicate

Call me - call me

Won't you call this number nowwwww

Mesmerised

I go back to where we met

A reconstruction of the crime

I can't track you down

Nowhere to be found

Now my one shot at success

Is the power of the press

Won't you...

Call me - call me

No time to hesitate - we must communicate

Call me - call me

Won't you call this number nowwwww

Worlds apart - we are worlds apart

Watch this space

There's a message here for you

No need to read between the lines

I am inside out

There can be no doubt

I want you and no-one else

Please identify yourself

Call me - call me

No time to hesitate - we must communicate

Call me - call me

Won't you call this number nowwww

by Death Menace April 11, 2023

quackscuse me

means excuse me? but if you’re wanting to be a duck you say quackscuse me?

QUACKSCUSE ME GET OUT THE WAY >:(

by nouhoe March 13, 2019

stop hassling me

Stop hassling me or To fuck someone in the ass

Stop hassling me or To rape someone

by 9293747383920010001929 October 10, 2017

me rents

me rents is a spanish verb which means to agree on something or to find something worthy.

-Do you think we should meet up before going to the party?
+Me rents.

by December 15, 2023

me searching for who asked

A search for who asked, (Still Ongoing.)

I’m on max render distance and still can’t find who asked
“me searching for who asked.”

by h……………… July 31, 2022

<.7.9.7.6.>My Biological Father Birthed Me To Smile In a A Bar<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>My Biological Father Birthed Me To Smile In a A Bar<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>My Biological Father Birthed Me To Smile In a A Bar<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025