polish syndrom

When you get to much wee in your box.

That person has polish syndrome, he has a wee wee box the size of Poland

by Ironaxe14 May 2, 2018

Afro iraq syndrome

When a arabic girl thinks she's black. She tries to convince everyone that she's black, because it sucks to be arab. She's the type of girl to cry at night, and wake up everyday hoping that her skincolor changed. These are the types of people to die early in life.

Aya: I'm afro iraq, so i'm basically black
Other people: No you're not hoe ass
Aya: It's called afro iraq syndrome motherfucker

by Gaybola asf March 15, 2018

Pandas Syndrome

Morris Hällström

Morris has Pandas Syndrome

by Morris lover April 1, 2022

Shoheb Syndrome

A serious syndrome that can cause people to be charged with assault if the individual is seen in public without a leash. Symptoms include: Touching people randomly while squatting as if taking a shit (occasionally pushes own head into the victim's chest); having tics similar to tourettes syndrome that causes the individual to say 'Do you want to grapple?'; acoutsic (verbal) stimuli bypass their central nervous system so that telling them to 'stop' doesn't register inside this individual's mind; having withdrawal symtoms if a dusty blanket within a 5 mile radius is not sniffed; unable to go to sleep without waking the whole neighbourhood with his nose rubbing and sniffing; unable to go two seconds without biting the middle finger knuckle and rubbing it against the top lip; verbally mentions when they are angry, tending to say 'I am angry now' instead of expressing the emotion; may have a bald ass head which you can slap and make a satisfying noise.

If you spot an individual with a bald ass egg head that has Shoheb Syndrome, please avoid at all costs, especially at night. Call the police immediately the second they mention the word 'grapple' and run as far from the vicinity as possible.

Tyrone: "Damn Mr Rock, you got some mad Shoheb Syndrome..."

Mr Rock: "Do you want to grapple?"

Tyrone: "Fuck off blud. Stop touching me with your fruity hands. Wallahi I'll call the feds, bruv."

*Mr Rock ignores and still touches him while squatting as if taking a shit*

by CowboyMisterEg December 30, 2023

tourexte’s syndrome

Tourexte’s Syndrome is a severe condition of which a person has sudden urges to text random and innapropriate text messages to another.
"Oh man, I reckon dolly has a really bad case of Tourexte’s Syndrome. She texts me hundreds of times every day.”

My girlfriend Dolly has a really bad case of Tourexte’s Syndrome. She texts me hundreds of times every day.”

by saltysnatch May 6, 2018

stuck eye syndrome

When you roll your eyes so much because of all the bullshittery that your eyeballs get stuck looking up.

Thanks to all the bullshittery going on here today, I now have Stuck Eye Syndrome.

by GingerStarr February 16, 2018

Trump Dumbass Syndrome

A psychological condition wherein individuals exhibit unwavering support for Donald Trump, regardless of his actions, statements, or behavior. Symptoms include a chronic inability to recognize faults, a propensity to deflect criticism with conspiracy theories, and an unshakeable belief that "alternative facts" are just as valid as reality. Often accompanied by an aversion to credible news sources and an inexplicable affection for Twitter rants. Commonly diagnosed in echo chambers and political rallies. Treatment is rare, as patients are typically resistant to evidence-based interventions.

Despite the overwhelming evidence against him, Rudy Giuliani continued to defend every action with fervor, clearly exhibiting a severe case of Trump Dumbass Syndrome (TDS).

by AB1971 May 30, 2024