by Bigcockasus October 9, 2020
Get the Angry little man syndrome mug.A civilian who listens to too much drill and starts to think they are a gangster. Over time, the civilian will use NY and Chicago slang, saying they are never lack and that they have opps. Lastly, they will purchase a ski mask
Kyle: Yo waddup, make this quick G, I finna slide on the opps rq.
Jacob: Kyle? What are you talking about? I knew you since you were a kid, you're a civilian.
This is an example of Shiesty Syndrome
Jacob: Kyle? What are you talking about? I knew you since you were a kid, you're a civilian.
This is an example of Shiesty Syndrome
by Droomo March 8, 2023
Get the Shiesty Syndrome mug.1. When someone knows the truth, hears the truth and sees the truth. And still continues to be dumb.
2. When someone is afraid of something that they don't understand. Refuses to understand it. Yet want to act as if they know everything about it.
2. When someone is afraid of something that they don't understand. Refuses to understand it. Yet want to act as if they know everything about it.
Example 1.
Guy1. "I saw your girl creeping out of a hotel last week with another dude."
Guy2. "You're lying. My girl would never do that."
Guy1. "Look man. This girl is a hoe. Everyone sees it but you. You need to wake up." -shows proof.
Guy2. "Imma still be with her anyway. I don't care what you or anyone says."
Example2.
Girl1. "I can't fuck with someone with HIV. They can keep that shit."
Girl2. "You idiot. You act like it's airborne. There are people who live longer abd healthier lives wit the virus. Aids and HIV are not the same. They're more scared of you than you are of them. "
Girl1: " I studied it when I was in college. People can die from it. "
Girl2. " You can die from Aids, dummy. Not HIV. It can lead to Aids if not treated. God. You gotta be the simplest bitch on the planet. Simple bitch syndrome is real, y'all. "
Guy1. "I saw your girl creeping out of a hotel last week with another dude."
Guy2. "You're lying. My girl would never do that."
Guy1. "Look man. This girl is a hoe. Everyone sees it but you. You need to wake up." -shows proof.
Guy2. "Imma still be with her anyway. I don't care what you or anyone says."
Example2.
Girl1. "I can't fuck with someone with HIV. They can keep that shit."
Girl2. "You idiot. You act like it's airborne. There are people who live longer abd healthier lives wit the virus. Aids and HIV are not the same. They're more scared of you than you are of them. "
Girl1: " I studied it when I was in college. People can die from it. "
Girl2. " You can die from Aids, dummy. Not HIV. It can lead to Aids if not treated. God. You gotta be the simplest bitch on the planet. Simple bitch syndrome is real, y'all. "
by LBlunt313 September 16, 2019
Get the Simple bitch syndrome mug.Like the stranger but happens when your heart is broken. Happens when you fall asleep on your arm, then rub it out first thing in the morning so it feels like old times. But you can't finish and it's as limp as old celery.
I tried to rub it out, but my dick was Takotsuboed.
They diagnosed me with Takotsubo syndrome and said my dick is sad.
They diagnosed me with Takotsubo syndrome and said my dick is sad.
by anonymous December 1, 2023
Get the Takotsubo syndrome mug.Phantom glasses syndrome is a condition where a person experiences the sensation of still wearing glasses even after removing them.
Bruvva i can still feel my glasses but i aint even wearing them?!?!
You've got Phantom Glasses Syndrome mate.
You've got Phantom Glasses Syndrome mate.
by Darksal July 10, 2024
Get the Phantom Glasses Syndrome mug.An anxiety disorder, defined by a persistent and excessive fear of performing a task where the access to a bathroom is limited or impossible due to the ever-present possibility of having abrupt/unexpected diarrhea.
I can't go on the Pirate of the Caribbean ride because there is no access to a bathroom for 15 minutes. What do I do if develop diarrhea? I have Hildebrand Syndrome.
What do I do if diarrhea strikes on a hot air balloon or helicopter tour? What about when flying, during take off when I cannot access the bathroom?
What do I do if diarrhea strikes on a hot air balloon or helicopter tour? What about when flying, during take off when I cannot access the bathroom?
by DrSreud January 3, 2024
Get the Hildebrand Syndrome mug.Phenomenon where Tiktok users eat like weirdos, usually because they're trying to exaggerate how good a food product they're selling is. Like a really wide-eyed look of amazement after taking a bite or open-mouthed loud chewing.
"Wtf, that guy shoved that whole slice of cake right into his mouth. Thats disgusting"
"Tiktok eater syndrome."
"Tiktok eater syndrome."
by c0y0t3b0n3z September 9, 2025
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