spangled balls

old saggy balls with extremely long pubic hair that is sweating

i walked in to my grandfather who was in the middle of having sex with my grandmother and i saw my grandfathers balls and they looked like spangled balls and i immediatley threw up and ran away

by ocaute niceda hipchous* September 30, 2008

my balls are itchy

When using the phrase " My balls are itchy ". It is to indicate specimens around you or whomever you directed it at that your genitals have an irritating sensation that makes you want to scratch.

"Hey my balls are itchy"
"Bro, my balls have been feeling itchy"

by viperkiller32 February 7, 2023

Golf Ball

Slang term in used throughout the Destiny community that means "Ascendant Shard" due to the item's shape that looks like a golf ball

"Bro, how many golf balls u have"
"I have 2 in my inventory to get that cool kiosk exotic, I still have more in my vault:

by an exo that plays destiny February 25, 2023

Hard Balls

When a male experiences an erection, but it is also effecting the testicles.

Man, she's making me experience Hard Balls right now

by hard balls the rapper March 12, 2025

ham-ball

Any person who can generally just "ham it up".

You get Lola in front of a camera & she's a total ham-ball".

Girl gets to drinking so fierce, you can't take that ham-ball anywhere without making a scene.

by J. Steinbeck March 24, 2016

8-Ball

I kind of ball that an octopus has to get to certain place but has to be careful not to drop or it will be killed by a sea cucumber

You dropped an 8-Ball

TEST FAILED

by Ilovevideos June 1, 2021

Schnogget Ball

General insult, demeaning but usually in a humorous manner.

Chad: Yo, did you hear about Blake getting hoed by Babo?

Dean: Yeah, we've all been talking about that.

Chad: He is the biggest Schnogget Ball in Toombs County.

by KingRollerDerbyHeadAss March 8, 2017