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Fortise My Love

It's an expression used to express or ask how someone feels about their love towards you or someone else, or something.
Mom, do you fortise my love?
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Glove Love

Glove love: when a man Jack's off all over his hand and then Jack's off again.
Greg gave himself some glove love earlier tonight. You gotta do what you gotta do!
by Yesca747 August 7, 2023
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Love

I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Jamison. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his immaculate body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Jamison. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.
by DMC41 September 26, 2021
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love

love is a bitch.. it comes and goes & when it goes it hurt like bitch. love causes you pain the type of pain where uu know things goin wrong but uu don’t wanna leave it alone
fuck love 🖕🏾
by raedadonn November 1, 2020
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I love you to the back of the moon

When you love someone to the moon and back it’s a very long distance.

When you love someone to the back of the moon you love them to the moon and to infinity!
by KAB September 24, 2020
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Later, love

It means see you or talk to you later, I love you. Just another way that my twin and I say goodbye to each other before we end the call.
Ok, Later, love.
by YonnaJackson September 8, 2025
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Love

Condition allegedly experienced by humans the sole purpose of which is to facilitate procreation and nurturing alike, while for another thing it problematizes the selection of a potential mate. It also contributes to having people talk to large chunks of processed stones, whom they believe to be the ones they once used to know. Some even believe said stones to be responsive in the conversation. Generally confusing feeling, hard to digest. And although the Bible claims that "Love knows neither envy nor jealousy" (1 Corinthians 13:4), it actually is very likely to lead to this emotion. Hatred is the emotion one would truly feel no envy over.
A: I'm in love with him/her/them.
B: OMG! You gonna have kids?!

A: I think I love him/her/them...
B: Why won't you tell him/her/them?
A: Still not over my ex... But he's sweet.

A: I will always love you *lights candle on the gravestone*
B: ....

A: I love him/her/them but she's still about this guy...
B: Sorry to say, bro, but maybe you two are just not meant to be.

A: I love him/her/them.
B: No, I love him/her/them!
A: Grrrr....
B: Wrrrr...

A: I hate him/her/them.
B: I hate him/her/them too!
Both: Brothers!
by Professor Weatherboy June 21, 2022
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