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Tayla (I love you)

As tough as a metal bar shoved up a frogs ass
She is a tayla (I love you)
by Lettuce34752 July 9, 2023
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Love

Love is a personified infection spread by the eyesight of a potential lover.

In all humans, it shuts down brainpower and replaces all current thoughts with memories (real or made up) of the host's desired fuck-buddy.

In males, it overrides the area of the brain that controls the feeling of sadness, which unfortunately also controls masturbation. F u c k

In women, it takes over the part of the brain that regulates what comes out of the mouth. This is why the whole school knows you like brad. Like it's fine to talk to your friends, but jeez gurl you sound like a politician.

It's also fatal I guess.
Justin just got hit with love, he was so young...

why is everyone so obviously in love with brad?
by Tonehzbaloneh. April 10, 2021
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love bombing

spoiling you with love, making you feel cared for and making you think they want you. then out of the blue they stop, ghost you, or even block you with no warning.
“omg he told me he loved me and we haven’t even talked for 20 weeks!”
“girl he’s love bombing you, don’t fall for it
by user1093773729 September 2, 2023
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Loving someone more

If you love them more than your dogs but they don’t love you over their dogs
by Peeeeennnnniiiiiisssssss February 5, 2020
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Spreading The Love

Purposefully catching Covid-19 and sneezing on anyone who dares cross your path. May God have mercy on your soul.
"Dude wtf, you just sneezed right in my face?!"

"Just spreading the love bro! Say hi to your grandma for me!"
by trumpet_boi September 23, 2021
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IG Love

When you fall madly in love with someone through social media.
Joseph: Dude I found this girl on tik tok I think she may be the one.
Andrew: No dude that's just IG Love.
Garrick: Yeah man Andrew is right, get off your phone and go play outside you bum.
by TheMick7 August 14, 2023
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non-homologated love

non-homologated love is when you and another person had feelings for each other at one point but neither of you knew. You can't get into a relationship because you are in different places, or you just can't.

You could also still be in love with each other, but you are in different places or in different situations, not allowing you to be in a relationship.
Basically, you and another person can't be together because of certain circumstances.
Friend 1: "Dude, I still love this one girl but she left the country..."
Friend 2: "Did she like you back?"
Friend 1: "Yeah, she told me."
Friend 2: "You're experiencing non-homologated love."
by helldriven December 22, 2023
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