Come get your grape juice

An exclamatory phrase of delight, commonly used in the discovery of a partner's fetish.

Bro1: I just learned my wife of two years loves anal.
Bro2: Come get your grape juice!

by r_account December 3, 2014

another mule is kicking in your stall

Adultery:
Your significant other is having sex with someone else.

In Muddy Waters "Long Distant Call" or in Koko Taylor "Evil" The line Another Mule is Kicking in Your Stall refers to being cheated on.

by Prince of Pugatory October 21, 2011

sticking your penis in an electrical socket

When you say something that you later regret. Usually refers to times when you tell an embarasing story to your friends because you think it is funny, but they then use that story to make fun of you.

Dude, stop telling people about that time you saw your grandma naked. Your sticking your penis in an electrical socket.

by CareyB May 25, 2008

just yanking your chain

Ryan K.

Ryan: Hello

and everyone else ignors....

just yanking your chain

by ughghhhrrrrrrrr April 18, 2011

Give your girlfriend a hoodie day

On October 22 you have to give your girlfriend a hoodie. If you just started a relationship you have to give her one or, if you have been in a relationship for a long time still give her one.

It is October 22 it is give your girlfriend a hoodie day.

by Gianelle October 18, 2019

Your family reunion a homosexual communion

The absolute worst insult you can ever use. Everything that has ever existed will be instantly obliterated if these foul words are ever used. Worse than “Your mom gay”, “Your daddy lesbian”, Your granny tranny”, “Your grandpap a trap”, “Your brother a mother”, “Your sister a mister”, “Your family tree LGBT”, and even “Your niece obese”.

Carl: Your mom gay lol
Jeff: Your daddy lesbian
Carl: Your granny a tranny
Jeff: *Gasp* Your grandpap a trap
Carl, now wounded: Your brother a mother
Jeff: Your family tree LGBT
Carl: Your niece obese
Jeff: Your family reunion a homosexual communion
Carl: Is instantly obliterated as his spiritual form goes straight down to the seventh circle of hell. As satan and god alike get down on their knees and weep as everything around them is shattered from existence. Everything is now gone. The universe is empty.

by The_Worst_2k_Split May 25, 2018

National Slap Your Sister Day

On October 25th you can slap your sister all you want and you won’t get in trouble.

Hey why is your sister crying

Because I slapped her for National Slap Your Sister Day

by boppotheclown October 24, 2020