Left Titty Syndrome

When a women has an ingrown left titty that lays on the ground.

Jackson: WOAH!! Her titty is on the ground dude!

Emily: Yeah, she's got left titty syndrome.

by JustANOTHERdudeIDK February 27, 2022

Simptrum Syndrome

Throwing a tantrum because you’re simping.

I don’t wanna do my homework! I have simptrum syndrome!

by KegTheBoi August 2, 2020

DotCom Syndrome

.com Syndrome also "DotCom Syndrome"

(Psychiatry)
A disabling Brain Disorder caused by Domain Name (URL) overload. The syndrome is very prevalent among people employed in the Information and Technology Industry .

Officials fear a global pandemic of DOTCOM SYNDROME may result from ICANN's flood of new gTLD, generic Domain Name extensions, choices into the Internet's addressing system. An Internet domain name extension is the familiar .com, .net, or .org. There are 280 ccTLDs but only 22 "generics" in the domain name system right now in 2012 but that is about to all change in the near future.

Search "DotCom Syndrome" for a YouTube Video about this devastating condition.

She developed DotCom Syndrome by trying to remember too many domain name addresses.

by Cheap Secrets September 25, 2012

Andy Syndrome

Andy Syndrome is when you personify or give feelings to inanimate objects so that you feel bad about it if you ever got rid of them. andy biersack

He has such bad Andy Syndrome that his house is turning into an episode of Hoarders.

by FluffyBlueHeart November 18, 2018

Salyers Syndrome

A disorder that affects a person's ability to think, feel, and behave clearly, episodes of mood swings ranging from depressive lows to manic highs. The exact cause of Salyers syndrome isn’t known, but a combination of genetics, environment, and altered brain structure and chemistry may play a role. It is believed to be a degenerative disease passed down through genetics caused by mass retardation. Typical people who suffer from this tend to have blond hair, are male, and have bad acne on their faces.

I swear this motherfucker Jackson has Salyers Syndrome.

by Faggatronus Rex November 18, 2020

Cocktail Sausage Syndrome

cocktail sausage syndrome (CSS) is the shrinkage of the penis after cocaine consumption , resulting in a cocktail sausage sized, shriveled Willy.

CSS is caused by a process called "vascoconstriction" . This narrows blood vessels in such places as the penis and other areas. The ability to urinate cannot be affected or caused by CSS but rather, the vasopressin hormone released from the cocaine . This affects the kidneys water retention rate.

That sniff is strong, I've cocktail sausage syndrome.

by Preacher59 December 15, 2018

Guman Syndrom

Everyone from time to time says something completly stupid and unnecessary not making any sense. This is called ''Guman Syndrom''. This syndrom is named after the first victim of this disease named Guman. One of the symptoms is when the person responds to any sentence by: WHO ASKED? In the worst cases it can lead to pelvic bend and tilting of legs which can ruin your posture. Doctors found out, that there is no cure to this horrifying dissease and the person who has it, is destined to demency.

Guman syndrom is a kind of a lesser demency which can be spread by talking with the person who has this syndrom. Overally you should not spend time in an environment surrounded by people with this disease. One of the examples which can immediatly allert you is following:
Random person: ''Today I had amazing omelete for breakfast.''
Guman: ''Ok but who asked?''
Random person: ''Just saying dude''
Guman: ''Ok stfu no one asked idiot''

by InsaneHeadBang June 18, 2022