BLESS ME

A self-given “bless you” after sneezing, used when no one else says it—or even if they do. It’s giving a mix of manners , self love and main character energy. A polite flex.

“Achoo—bless me.”
Friend: “Lol, I was about to say it”
You: “You were too slow.”

by RocketCulture April 26, 2025

Me

Me

Me

by memememememmemememememememmeme April 19, 2022

Me

A dumb person who should kill them self and slit

My mom: GO CUT URSEKF
me: I already did.....
Mom: UGH DISGRACE

by Jfkfjx September 17, 2020

meet May at midnight and dance with me in the moonlight

On valentine's day, when you and your Everything meet up and you spend time together, and the feeling of pure joy overwhelmes your body. Just seeing their smile makes you the happiest person on earth and this sentence describes everything you would to for them. Midnight is the enchantment hour when everything is possible and magic happens, dancing is the emotion and feelings you share and moonlight is the light to your future :)

"meet May at midnight and dance with me in the moonlight" it read.

by Dia ;) February 13, 2021

take me to the woolshed

The process of one's self accompanying another of the same sexual orientation to the same toilet cubicle in the nightclub known as 'The Woolshed'. From here, the magic takes place.

Yeah it's been a long day, just want someone to take me to the woolshed.

by The Wanu August 9, 2021

Kicked me in the pussy

Can be used to describe good or bad situations. So versatile!!!

Jake says, "Wow, you seem to be feeling so much better!"
Tiffany says, "Yeah, those vitamin D pills really kicked me in the pussy!"

Patrick says, "That physics quiz was so hard :("
Brittany says, "Yeah, it really kicked me in the pussy..."

by pussypuncher1234 November 5, 2020

excuse me

something joshua says

joshua; excuse me what
people around him; ok josh

by Imalitttlegirl May 30, 2020