Nice guy dilemma

When you such a nice guy everyone likes you but then the girl you like dumps you because she feels guilty of not being able to reciprocate.

You get dumped for being a douchebag too.. such a dilemma

A: I got dumped yesterday by my gf , said I was too nice for her
B:dafuq reason is that bro
C: Ikr.. nice guy dilemma

by Red motherducking ducks1 January 07, 2020

Nice Ass Lottery

When you are driving down the street and you spy a nice ass, you turn and look to see if you won or lost the nice ass lottery.

Driving, see a nice ass
turn to look at face: "oooh, it's a guy. I lost the nice ass lottery"

by zzzgodytrid May 17, 2011

nice cock kevin

A general term of endearment. Can also be used to express approval.

Person 1: I got a 97 on my history exam!
Person 2: Oh, nice cock kevin!

by trill_1 October 23, 2015

You Seem Nice

In online discussions, this generally means, "WTF is wrong with you?"

JohnBircher: blogs like this show the filth of our society since we threw G-D out of our schools microchip cards let the GOVERMENT track you NUMBER OF THE BEAST!1! blood moon terrorist FEMA camps SATAN reaps our children in target bathrooms ..... repent now or suffer LAKE OF FIRE
starthief: You seem nice.

by ShifterCat May 26, 2016

nothing nice to say

RIP nn2s

Mitch shut it down. Now where are we supposed to go?

by nn2ser August 28, 2003

nothing nice to say

nothing nice to say.. the best online comic!

nn2s was gone.... it back? what? really!

by oifoundedoi August 13, 2005

Nice Guy Syndrome

An affliction that usually develops in males during their early twenties, preventing them from getting some. Virgins are particularly susceptible. Common symptoms include:

- nice, friendly personality
- lower than average self-confidence
- frequent high-fives with females
- socially awkward
- perpetually single
- has numerous friends that are girls
- often seen wearing plaids
- hugs women using the A-Frame technique

Dan suffers from nice guy syndrome.

by T-Diddy from the City May 26, 2007