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wankering

a group of anti vaxxers or anti maskers.

can also be used for any group that has a collective opinion that is misguided, or in english, simply wrong.
"Look, a wankering of anti-vaxxers!"
by chsgaming July 24, 2021
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Wiggly white wanker

A boy with floppy blonde hair that shows his inner sadness and how he longs to hang it’s often seen over one eye. He cries himself to sleep in secret every night but during the day acts arrogant and above everyone except the ones below him who he sarcastic teases. He also tries his best to like girls but is drawing to boys
by Jonah_creighton February 16, 2022
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Tinker Wanker Syndrome

When your cock is so small that no powders or pills can help. This is the type of person who hates sex because they can't even penetrate. Also the type of person that masturbates to the 30-year-old school science textbook chapter about anatomy.

Average amount of cum produced in one sitting: 6 micro liters

Average size of cock at full size: 4 inches
He's such a Tinker Wanker Syndrome!
by Alex_thymum February 23, 2022
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doodle wankers

when you accidentally make a life threatening or highly dangerous act
Oh doodle wankers! I just ate this rat poison!
by Thiccyicky February 27, 2022
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wanker

In a literal sense, a person who masturbates, but in a more commonly used way in the United Kingdom, an idiotic person who you hate. If you call someone a wanker, you are most likely referring to the more informal use of the word and calling them a wanker, but the irony of this insult is that it's probably true in a literal way (for about 95% of people), but you hardly ever mean it that way.
Literal: That wanker won't stop wanking!
Informal: Shut up you wanker!
by Cornish surfer boy June 7, 2021
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Wanker

1 - Someone who wanks.

2 - An insult.

Bonus note: wanking is male masturbation
by Random JoJo's Fan June 7, 2021
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wanker

A distinctly Australian term describing someone who is essentially an idiot or dropkick
What a wanker.
by anonymous June 9, 2021
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