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come over to watch LOTR

It is casual invite for sex. If a girl says "sure I'll come over and watch LOTR trilogy with you" she's into you and wants to have sex!
Girl 1:"he called me over to watch LOTR....I mean he knows right!?"

Girl 2:"Girl, I tell you! We all know saying yes to "come over to watch LOTR" means you wanna smash, but nerds are stupid oblivious....YOU have to make a move on HIM..."
by urbumwarrior69420 June 22, 2025
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Hoe Watching

A term used to describe a person who overly concerned about how many bitches an individual gets.
Aaron: You get no bitches.
Raymond: Shut up nigga why you hoe watching.
by anonymous November 15, 2021
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Buzz-Watch

Buzz-watching is the activity of watching a television show or movie while under the influence of alcohol or marijuana to enhance the watching experience.
John: Hey, wanna buzz-watch Wonka this weekend?
Louise: I'm so down! You want me to bring some edibles?
John: Sure, but I think I'll just stick with beer this time around.
by TimmothyTT March 8, 2024
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watching the stars

laying outside at night and participating in semi-sexual (or very sexual for y’all little freaks) activity
“Me and Amanda were watching the stars last night ;)”
“No way! You made out with Amanda?!”
by sexy squirrel November 19, 2020
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YOU'RE the one watching it fuck-stick

And what is your study on an analogous topic going to accomplish other than your own aggrandizement, shit-for-brains? HA! *Long term he says! Ha!
Hym "Yeah, hey, I think you're deflecting to 2nd order motivational principles to detract from a pretty egregious violation of civil liberties in the vein of that E'carceration book. But what I've done is write something people are actually going to read and what I wrote isn't a derivative re-hashing of the same work-salesman talking points. I imagine this is intended to be analogous to a school shooting but that shit is YOUR fault, collectively. That's you not knowing when to let shit go. And if you would have let the trams shit go when I told you to, you'd have 7 extra Catholic kids running around WOULDN'T YOU MATT? And I'm not a fraud. People expect me to be bombastic or something but none of the characters based on me are that. Almost all of them are dispassionate or aloof. Which I am. Is being good at gas station work concordant with virtue? No. And everything I said was happening is happening. I don't know what you expect me to be but I guarantee you're going to expect (deliberately) something you know I'm not so you can cry fraud. But ONKY because I called your favorite psychologist a charlatan. Perpetual uno reverse out of spite but you can't actually think well enough to do anything else. That and YOU'RE the one watching it fuck-stick
by Hym Iam October 8, 2023
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Buzzedbird watching

Watching birds live their lives while having a buzz.
We sat on the porch all day long drinking beer and watching the birds..buzzedbird watching sure is relaxing!
by Slisa1972 October 9, 2012
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pseudo-watch

When you watch a TV program at the same time from two different physical locations.
My boyfriend and I pseudo-watch “This Is Us” when we can’t be together.
by #shellbell August 8, 2018
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