Josh McCague

Only the most absolutely bootylicious fella to walk our solar system. His dick dastardly energy will make any man in a 17 million mile radius bust a nut and any woman squirt like a power washer. This man has the biggest weenie ever recorded in universal history... Also refers to a large amount of weed

I wish I was Josh McCague rn

by ~~~~ pee ~~~~ March 02, 2023

Josh Scobee

A Steelers fan's worst nightmare

Josh Scobee just screwed all of Pittsburgh again

by pball October 04, 2015

Josh Moment

Originated in Cardiff, this term describes the moment in a group conversation when someone attempts to be funny, but fails very miserably, resulting in a long pause followed by the announcement "Josh Moment" by another group member. Named after a particularly prone individual, though it should be noted that ANYONE can have a Josh Moment. The victim usually gets incredibly offended and often tries to avoid the inevitable announcment by continuing to crack "unfunny's", but only making themselves look more and more like a prat.

Jake: Haha! Yeh and then I said "WHAT'S A COW DOING IN THERE"?
Group: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Matt: Sounds a bit like what happened to you on Tuesday!
Group: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Josh: Yeh, it's like Old McDonald but ruder!
Group: ......................................
Jake: Josh Moment.

by J to the onesy August 15, 2007

Newbie Josh

Anybody who thinks that they are more 1337 than me, and named josh.

That Newbie Josh got on Kevin.

by Lord Phazon X March 30, 2005

josh beaty

Mythical marsupial that has been known to give blowjobs for pickle jobs.

"I just had this weird marsupial offer to blow me for a pickle shot."

"Yeah right, I know that the Josh Beaty doesn't exist."

by Sneeze Lady October 27, 2013

josh kiszka

lead singer of the band greta van fleet

josh kiszka is the hottest man on earth!

by ageofman July 23, 2022

Josh Wylie

The goat. There is no other way to say it. Someone who has the name Josh Wylie is the best person you will ever meet. Normally can pull all the shortys (girlfriends) that he wants. He can get real down with a girl and can sastisfy someone in the type of way if ykyk. If you mess with Josh Wylie, you will get messed up so you better watch you head.

“Wow there goes Josh Wylie, I wanna get with him and get down with”. Says every girl that lays eyes on him

by Goateed famo January 01, 2021