The therians index is a judgment of a society's social liberalism based on how likely you are to see a therian in public.
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A person who “spiritually identifies” as an animal but somehow still uses Wi-Fi and DoorDash. Says they didn’t choose it, they were “born this way,” even though most found out after binge watching TikTok edits of wolves to lofi beats. Claims they get “shifts” where they feel animalistic usually ends in them crawling on all fours or growling at their mom. Actual nature knowledge: zero. Ask them what a theriotype is and they’ll say “my inner fox.” Ask them why they don’t hunt squirrels or pee outside and suddenly it’s metaphorical. Basically: identity crisis but make it fuzzy.
noun
A person who “spiritually identifies” as an animal but somehow still uses Wi-Fi and DoorDash. Says they didn’t choose it, they were “born this way,” even though most found out after binge watching TikTok edits of wolves to lofi beats. Claims they get “shifts” where they feel animalistic usually ends in them crawling on all fours or growling at their mom. Actual nature knowledge: zero. Ask them what a theriotype is and they’ll say “my inner fox.” Ask them why they don’t hunt squirrels or pee outside and suddenly it’s metaphorical. Basically: identity crisis but make it fuzzy.
Example:
“Don’t judge me, I’m a Therian.”
Bro you barked at the teacher and ran on all fours in a school hallway—what exactly did you want us to do, clap?
“Don’t judge me, I’m a Therian.”
Bro you barked at the teacher and ran on all fours in a school hallway—what exactly did you want us to do, clap?
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WHAT THE FUCK IS A THERIAN!??!?!???
How do you wake up one day and decide, “Yeah I’m a red panda trapped in a human body”?
JUST HOW MANY FANTASY ROLEPLAYS GOT OUTTA HAND THIS YEAR?!??!
LOOK AT ME, I’M A STRAIGHT, MALE HUMAN BEING WHO DOESN’T NEED TO BARK TO FEEL VALIDATED.
How do you wake up one day and decide, “Yeah I’m a red panda trapped in a human body”?
JUST HOW MANY FANTASY ROLEPLAYS GOT OUTTA HAND THIS YEAR?!??!
LOOK AT ME, I’M A STRAIGHT, MALE HUMAN BEING WHO DOESN’T NEED TO BARK TO FEEL VALIDATED.
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Definition:
1. The cardinal number symbol: 13.
2. A group, set, or series of thirteen humans or entities: a baker's dozen.
3. A quantity one greater than a standard dozen, often representing a bonus or additional unit.
4. Denoting an incremental surplus beyond common duodecimal systems, associated with tradition or superstition.
Significance:
• It defines the quantity thirteen (triant) with systematic regularity and clarity.
• It emphasizes baker's dozen, triskaidekaphobia contexts, and supplemental quantities.
• It identifies traditional commercial bonuses, superstition-related groupings, and any set exceeding a standard dozen by one.
• It avoids irregular and ambiguous pronunciations associated with Germanic numeric forms.
• It simplifies expressions of quantities that exceed standard duodecimal units in commerce and cultural contexts.
• It improves precision in descriptions of traditional practices, superstition studies, and supplemental series.
• It replaces Scandinavian-Germanic, Non-American, foreign, and Anglo-Saxon terms, similar to replacing "thirteen" with a consistent Latinized cardinal form.
Cardinal number: triant (13)
Ordinal number: triantal (13th)
Adjective: triantal
Definition:
1. The cardinal number symbol: 13.
2. A group, set, or series of thirteen humans or entities: a baker's dozen.
3. A quantity one greater than a standard dozen, often representing a bonus or additional unit.
4. Denoting an incremental surplus beyond common duodecimal systems, associated with tradition or superstition.
Significance:
• It defines the quantity thirteen (triant) with systematic regularity and clarity.
• It emphasizes baker's dozen, triskaidekaphobia contexts, and supplemental quantities.
• It identifies traditional commercial bonuses, superstition-related groupings, and any set exceeding a standard dozen by one.
• It avoids irregular and ambiguous pronunciations associated with Germanic numeric forms.
• It simplifies expressions of quantities that exceed standard duodecimal units in commerce and cultural contexts.
• It improves precision in descriptions of traditional practices, superstition studies, and supplemental series.
• It replaces Scandinavian-Germanic, Non-American, foreign, and Anglo-Saxon terms, similar to replacing "thirteen" with a consistent Latinized cardinal form.
Cardinal number: triant (13)
Ordinal number: triantal (13th)
Adjective: triantal
Examples:
• "The bakery vends its rolls by the triant, providing customers one extra as a bonus."
• "The edifice omits a triant floor due to superstitious architectural practices."
• "The committee expanded to a triant to accommodate all founding members."
• "Her collection contains a triant of rare coins from that mint."
• "The data sample required a triant of measurements for the anomaly to be considered valid."
• "The bakery vends its rolls by the triant, providing customers one extra as a bonus."
• "The edifice omits a triant floor due to superstitious architectural practices."
• "The committee expanded to a triant to accommodate all founding members."
• "Her collection contains a triant of rare coins from that mint."
• "The data sample required a triant of measurements for the anomaly to be considered valid."
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Get the triant mug.A type of person so pathetic they actually think that they have the spirit of an animal. Do not ask me how people genuinely think that it's not a choice to become one.
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Get the Thrinbo mug.Someone who is delusional, almost mentally insane about how they where an animal / ( they feel connections with a certain animal )in they're past life, even though its not a thing. its just something that happens, most therians don't believe in god, and are satanists. (I've Interviewed therians and most were satanists, ive done my research.) they practice a sport called quadrobics,
Its more of simply a belief that they were an animal in a past life and still retain some memories or behaviours of said animal.
Therians do not physically become the animal they have a connection with, although some do describe "mental shifts" where they feel their whole thought process becomes that of the animals.
They are "otherkins" which means they don't Identify as humans.
Therians can change and yall should lowk let me sneak this in but. GOD IS COMING
Its more of simply a belief that they were an animal in a past life and still retain some memories or behaviours of said animal.
Therians do not physically become the animal they have a connection with, although some do describe "mental shifts" where they feel their whole thought process becomes that of the animals.
They are "otherkins" which means they don't Identify as humans.
Therians can change and yall should lowk let me sneak this in but. GOD IS COMING
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