back of the tree

expression meaning ugly and unwanted. taken from when people recieve ornaments for christmas that they very much dislike, but don't want to offend the giver of the gift. so, they put it up, but on the back of the tree, so no one can really see it

whoa, did your grandma seriously give you an abba-themed christmas ornament? that is seriosly back of the tree right there

by chicken sangwhich January 25, 2007

palmetto tree

A palm tree that grows in the U.S. Animals and shit live in them, so watch out!

We saw Palmetto Trees when we went to South Carolina.

by Definer1and2 November 23, 2016

Tree Farm

Noun.
Refers to pubic hair/ pubes.

Wow, check out the trimming on my tree farm!

by Offrey J June 17, 2006

Palm Tree

PALM-TREE /pä(l)m trē /
(noun)

1. The first image that comes after the show proper.

2. The cause of the rage of the audience; something that stir up anger among viewers.

Palm Trees (plural)

(verb)

1. To prevent the continuous progress of an event or activity; to get in the way.

Palm-treed (past tense)
Palm-treeing (present participle)

Palm Tree usage:

(Noun) The palm trees in the ending credits swayed gracefully, as if savoring the taste of the viewers' misery.

(Verb) Just when the main characters were about to kiss, they were palm-treed by a surveillance drone.

by Miya_nyan March 26, 2021

Tree Hump

The act in which one spouse humps a tree whilst the opposing spouse watching as they do it preferably with a camera.

Me: I'm sorry tree....
Tree:Just Tree hump me and get it over with
*10 minutes later*
Me:HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN A GIRL
Tree:Please stop... ;-;

by CoreyTech February 2, 2018

Acorn tree

An unusually vascular penis with a head shaped aerodynamically like an acorn and a springy and fluffy bush

When he shoves his acorn tree inside me I can feel his huge veins stretching me wider...

by Overlord12100 October 31, 2016

pohutukawa tree

A tree in Cape Reinga that all the Maori spirits go to when they are killed, but if you mess with the tree, bad things will happen to you and your family

I went and pulled a flower of the Pohutukawa Tree and I nearly got hit by a truck

by Lozza100 July 1, 2014