the lesser of two evils

when one is presented with 2 bad choices. the person chooses the one that has less of a consequence.
my mom wanted to buy a pack of cigarettes but i didnt want her too. it was either
1.) i let her drive drunk to get them herself
2.) i get her the pack of cigarettes
i chose to get her a pack of cigarettes because it was the lesser of two evils
by Rocky.L July 23, 2008
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Two week method

Technique for winning over a girl. After establishing to the girl that you care about her and want her, you ignore her at all cost for 2 weeks. After 2 weeks, text her “I miss you.”
Guy 1: bro, this girls playing hard to get, what should I do?
Guy 2: Hit her with the two week method, the tension will make her want you more.
by Jack5473 December 24, 2018
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two dudes

Characters created by mrandmrswheatley.co.uk (see also b3ta). Probably appearing in a margarine advert very soon.
Dude 1: "Dude, you are sooooo gay"
Dude 2: "I think you'll find you're gay"
Dude 1 "I'm sorry, did you say you were gay?"
by Marc GJ June 22, 2004
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two second slider

A crap that takes only a couple of seconds to take; shoots out like a rocket; comes out very smoothly... A SHIT THAT IS UNIQUE BECAUSE WHEN YOUR ASS IS WIPED, THERE IS NO SHIT ON THE TOILET PAPER; A COMPLETELY CLEAN SHIT.
"oh man, i only like taking a shit if its a two second slider- otherwise, i feel dirty when i wipe..."


by jennifer nasherson December 08, 2008
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Two feet and a heartbeat

Its a saying which to describe someone whos able. Possibly to do something for themselves or walk somewhere.
Friend: Can you pass me the remote?
Me: You got two feet and a heartbeat you go get it
by greenbeans&ham January 11, 2021
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two second style

Quickly, in a hurry, pronto, hasty, fast, etc.
Relax, just wait, I'll be at your house fucking two second style.
by JhEf January 31, 2009
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two bag fuck

When someone with a nice body but is so ugly that you need two bags before you would have sex with them.

One on her face and one on your own just in case hers falls off.
"Gee wizz! Jessica sure does have a nice body" -Guy 1
"Quite the two bag fuck, my good sir." - Guy 2
by rfair July 02, 2009
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