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muffin rubbing

the act/movement of rubbing a muffin in a up and down motion on ones body

chocolate muffins are preferred
hey babe how do you feel about some muffin rubbing tonight
by slydog24 June 22, 2016
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She said I could rub her feet afterwards

What a mushy-hearted dude beamingly tells his co-worker when asked how he manages to perform uninterrupted labor when a cute blinky-eyed chick is also on da work-crew, rather than stopping to give her intervals of closed-eyed palms-on-cheeks or cooing ear-on-heart cuddlez every five minutes.
Hot hunk #1: How'd ya mange to unload all of those hay-bales and put them in da loft when yer wavy-haired horse-girl chum was doing her own chores in da barn??
Hot hunk #2: Oh, it wasn't easy at first, but after about da tenth round of tender finger-interlacings and toes-flexing soles-on-chest cradling, she said I could rub her feet afterwards, so dat wonderful incentive was enough to keep me happy till da job was done.
by QuacksO August 6, 2025
mugGet the She said I could rub her feet afterwardsmug.

Rubbing

Rubbing a girls pussy on a guys dick without actually sticking it in
Jim got a boner from sally sitting on his lap so he brought her to the other room and asked her to rub on him (cuz he didn’t have a condom) Sally first rubbed him with her hands but Dylan said it wasn’t working so Sally got on his lap facing him and pulled down her shorts so she was only in her tiny thong and unzipped Jim’s pants do he only had his boxers on and started to thrust on him she then got in the arched position and Jim started rubbing on her for hours
by AnneVal March 9, 2022
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pink rub

rubbing/licking a girls pussy so hard it turns pink
Mark gave Jenny a pink rub last night.
by aac02 January 5, 2014
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hand rub

Rubbing a penis with your hand
by Han rub August 12, 2017
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dry rub

when a chick has pocket sand and gives you a handy
got dry rub wings at buffalo on a date then she gave me a dry rub in her tahoe
by jerkchucken August 14, 2025
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turkish rub

When one man wraps his testes around another man's penis as a means of showing respect
"Good day sir! Let me give you this Turkish Rub as a token of my gratitude for having me within your wonderful confines!" docking
by DockingStation September 26, 2014
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